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Don't call me.
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Fuck, school!
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Is there breakfast?
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Control freak calling.
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What does she want now?
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Hi, Lisi.
- Hi...
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Are you going to call every morning
to see if I'm awake?
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Elisabeth, you left him.
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If you kick him out,
who'll look after me?
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I want to graduate in Germany,
not in England. We had a deal.
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Hey, pass the coffee, Martina.
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It's Meike.
We were on a class trip together.
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Oh, right
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I have to go. Today's your field trip
to the Job Information Center.
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Meeting point in 30 minutes
at the subway. It's in your calendar.
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I have a calendar?
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Take out the waste paper!
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Yeah, right.
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Dude, buy yourself some deodorant.
- Yeah, he reeks.
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It's because I get upset all day long!
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He's in puberty!
- I already use three deodorants.
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It's just hormones.
It gets better when you reach adulthood.
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Tickets, please.
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Where are your monthly passes?
- I sold mine.
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Lost
- Never had one.
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Your tickets, please.
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Never mind.
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Nice one, bro!
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Dear youths,
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these are the computers
of the Job Information Center, or JIC.
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Answer the questionnaire, and the
computer... Click, clack, ping!
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Will suggest
a great job for you.
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We're not from the Smurf village,
you can speak normally.
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I ENJOY WORKING WITH CHILDREN...
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MY DESK IS ALWAYS CLEAN...
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I ENJOY WORKING WITH CHILDREN...
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ONLY IF NECESSARY.
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I LIKE ANIMALS.
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CAREER SUGGESTION:
BUTCHER
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Are these computers broken?
- No. Kids are often surprised
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after proper analysis.
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"Mechan..." "Mechantronic engineer"?
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"Wastewater specialist".
- Lovely.
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"Geriatric nurse"?
- Any questions?
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No, I don't want that.
The computer's retarded.
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"Police officer"!
- No, a cop?
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Well, that's not...
- Lame!
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It's all lame!
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You call this motivational?
Can you reprogram it?
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Experts developed
highly complex algorithms for this.
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Experts for suicide or what?
I get "butcher."
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Maybe you should've taken the test
before becoming a teacher.
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I love my job.
I activate the elderly,
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I help the elderly,
and I care for the elderly.
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That means joint activities...
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OMG, that wart!
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She probably got it
from kissing an old man!
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We'll all be old someday.
And you get so much in return.
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Like money, or jewelry
when someone dies, for example.
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I advise customers
on our latest entertainment products.
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I have to keep up to date,
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save the princess
or fight monsters in kill mode.
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A lot of people say
video games make you nervous.
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But I disagree.
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Who got that job?
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Be an entertainment specialist...
- I did.
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Why does he get the cool job
and I get sewage plant?
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What did you answer?
It's not fair!
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Quiet! I've rarely seen
such an unmotivated class.
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Chill.
- People think a sewage plant is boring.
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This is you, bro.
- But it's a real adventure.
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The operation of complex machinery
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is only part of this challenging job.
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That machine only has one button!
I have to press one button all day long?
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One button can hold
a lot of responsibility.
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Not that you're overchallenged, Danger.
- Fuck you, girl!
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That is so destructive!
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Sorry, but based on their grades
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and our test results,
these jobs are a good match.
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I don't want to change oil!
- Turn it off!
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You're scaring me.
What kind of students are they?
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They're a bit, well...
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Aggressive?
- Sensitive.
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We don't want to watch this anymore.
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Your behavior is impossible!
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Your school will be informed.
Someone will pay for this damage.
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I doubt that any of you will ever become
a full-fledged member of society.
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That counts for you, especially.
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How was school?
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You're not asleep, the beer's still cold.
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Don't you have to prepare for class?
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You realize this is silly, right?
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Danger's phone has been off all day.
Did something happen?
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This is Danger. I'm not here.
- Danger, it's me again.
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This is my fifth message.
What's going on?
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Hey, bitches.
- Hey, hustlers.
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Thanks.
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How long do I work today?
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Till 6th period
- Dude, that long?
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And the school inspector's coming today.
- Oh, god.
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Hold on, those are your students!
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Oh my god...
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It's a double hour.
- So first hour is for breakfast, or what?
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You promised to help them through A-levels.
They think this is as hard as it gets.
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It's a comprehensive school,
any dummy can do it.
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Hey!
You're ruining my rep.
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What now?
- It's Leimbach-Knorr and the terrier.
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We'll see if they're on time today.
- I doubt it.
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If they tell Gerster, it's trouble.
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Hey!
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Guys!
- How will you get to school in 5 minutes?
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Squeeze in! -We're not supposed to
ride with old people,
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there's a bulletin about that.
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The school inspector's coming today.
- Oh, how important.
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You think I'll sit in class
while you burst condoms hang out here?
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If our future jobs are in sewage plants
and old-age homes,
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why keep going to fucking school?
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Get in the car!
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Arguing again?
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It's just a game. Drive ahead.
- FYI: I don't have a license yet.
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I haven't had one for eight years.
- Nightmare!
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I know!
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Out of the way!
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Gonzo!
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There you are!
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All right, now I got you.
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Come along, Gonzo.
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How did you find him
using your phone?
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I had him chipped. ls yours gone too?
- I have many, unfortunately.
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Chip them or castrate them.
Anything else is a waste of time.
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Come along, Gonzo!
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That's nitpicking, Eckhart, isn't it?
But fine...
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Sorry, regulations.
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That's Mr. Miller's class.
We don't want to disturb.
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I saw that.
- Oh? Good morning, Mr...
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Such a great colleague.
We're finished, then?
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We still need to see
the sanitary facilities.
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Are you coming?
- Yes.
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Graffiti was supposed to be removed.
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Why this pressure?
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You never used to take
these inspections so seriously.
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Which way to the restrooms?
I don't see any signs anywhere.
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The toilets don't work in the ladies'
room, so this is unisex lavatory
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until we get the funding to renovate.
-ls someone smoking in here?
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Open up at once!
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Don't you have class?
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"Mr. Miller. Science club..."
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What are you working on?
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Drones.
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Problem.
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I'm going to measure contaminant levels
in the chemistry rooms, then we'll talk.
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How embarrassing!
In front of the school inspector.
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One more time
and you're on cleaning duty!
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When does your class start?
- Around 11, I guess.
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Oh. When the big hand
points to "around", or what?
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Seems you've already given notice mentally?
- Not just mentally.
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Once the little twerps graduate,
I'm out of here.
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Oh, no!
- See you later, Honey.
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Puke one more time, you'll feel better.
- I'm a pro. Great party, wasn't it?
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So awesome!
- You have your lunchbox?
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Did you do your homework?
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Ms. Enzberger!
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Good morning, Sabine.
- I finished the letter.
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OK. Love letter, check, check.
Read it to me.
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"Dear Marvin, when..."
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Bye.
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Yup.
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"Dear Marvin, when I see you,
I feel like I'm starvin'..."
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ls the letter for Marvin, Sabine?
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Yes.
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"For a long time I've considered..."
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Eckhart, you can't smoke in here.
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No. Please use the broken jug.
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I assume you're here
to talk about the Bunsen burners.
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I need 30.
I'd take 20, but no less.
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Bunsen burners
are the least of your worries, Gudrun.
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Your school could be closed.
There's an official complaint.
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From Erika?
- She's really pushing her school.
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You share the catchment area,
and she has submitted several complaints
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that your school has standards so low
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that your kids graduate
without any effort.
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Is this because
I wouldn't do dinner with you?
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Fine, Italian.
- Gudrun?
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My boss thinks you give problem kids
a free ride instead of helping them.
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Even late bloomers
deserve a chance at A-levels.
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Nowadays you can't
push everyone through. Gudrun!
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The '80s are over.
Some don't belong in upper secondary.
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They can't all be poets and thinkers.
Somebody has to set the letters,
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and turn on the printing machine.
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But Erika doesn't mention the refugees.
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I have illiterate Syrian kids!
They don't get sent to Erika's school.
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I get the headscarves,
she gets a school garden.
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Gudrun, please. Gudrun!
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Why did you apply for even more funds?
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You should've focused
on meeting the requirements instead.
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What would a school closure mean for me?
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There's a position in Bremen,
and one in Brandenburg.
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Brandenburg?
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Next I'll get a right-wing voter district,
or what?
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Don't get political,
you know this is on record.
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I need to report something positive.
- There.
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Our new Goethe statue. Bronze.
Culture media funding.
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I didn't know Goethe smoked?
- It's Che Guevara's head.
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We saved 2,000 euros. The Cuban Embassy
canceled their statue order.
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Well, you're the first to notice.
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Shouldn't kids know
what Goethe looks like?
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They only look as far as his knee.
People think it's a pen in his mouth.
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Didn't Mr. Miller mention a drone?
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Yes, I think so. Why?
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It's flying past your window.
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Help!
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Mr. Miller, get your drone under control!
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Hey, Justin Potter, how is it up there?
- Hasko, cut the crap!
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Mr. Miller, help!
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I'm coming!
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Is my ass showing?
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It's fine!
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Awesome underwear, by the way.
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God, you smell of alcohol!
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I was at a bachelorette party.
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Tie it down.
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Mr. Miller?
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For god's sake, not around the statue!
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Shit, whose car was that?
- Mine!
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Poor Che.
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Fallen a second time.
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It was your idea?
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You wanted to
fly on a broom in underwear?
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Yup.
- Hasko, really now,
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you're in trouble so often.
This is bullying!
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Well, not that often. Kids!
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Always horsing around.
- Gudrun?
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Eye to eye, please.
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You knew the inspector was coming today.
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That was the last straw.
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Okay, some of you belong in my class.
Raffael,
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eraser out of your nose
before Simon can hit...
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Ms. Enzberger!
- Eraser operation inside my classroom.
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What requirements do I need to meet?
- I was afraid you'd ask.
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I only hope the other grade levels
are better.
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I was against it.
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What is that!
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No, Ms. Leimbach-Knorr,
246
00:16:07,084 --> 00:16:09,501
not with my files!
- Hey, are you crazy?
247
00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:12,167
Okay, let's forget about Bunsen burners,
248
00:16:12,501 --> 00:16:14,792
but this stays between us!
- Gudrun?
249
00:16:15,126 --> 00:16:18,084
This is war.
How on earth can I hide this?
250
00:16:18,417 --> 00:16:20,626
Eckhart!
- Out of my way!
251
00:16:20,959 --> 00:16:23,459
Mr. Miller?
Did your students do this?
252
00:16:23,792 --> 00:16:27,501
They're mad about the JIC.
- What are you talking about?
253
00:16:27,834 --> 00:16:29,667
Turn that off!
254
00:16:48,167 --> 00:16:51,917
Children, we had a technical incident.
Class is canceled today.
255
00:16:55,626 --> 00:16:57,084
Damned stuff is so sticky.
256
00:17:03,167 --> 00:17:06,459
Why did you become a teacher, anyway?
I've always wondered that.
257
00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:08,501
It's just temporary.
258
00:17:09,126 --> 00:17:11,542
With the money I earn
I'll open a beach bar one day.
259
00:17:11,876 --> 00:17:14,626
The job fulfills me.
It feels good
260
00:17:14,959 --> 00:17:17,834
to set things straight that go wrong
at home. You can still mold them,
261
00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:22,292
make real people out of them.
- The way you're always hugging them.
262
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,459
They have diseases, and fleas.
263
00:17:25,292 --> 00:17:28,292
I know.
The minute you have physical contact,
264
00:17:28,626 --> 00:17:32,876
once one of those little shits hugs you,
that's it. Trapped. Teacher forever.
265
00:17:33,626 --> 00:17:36,292
I always feel more like hitting them.
266
00:17:40,459 --> 00:17:42,334
The Culture Minister is furious.
267
00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:47,001
We have four weeks to comply, or our school
will be closed by the end of the year.
268
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,917
Outrageous!
- Will we get paid vacation then?
269
00:17:50,626 --> 00:17:52,417
I want us to fight this!
270
00:17:52,751 --> 00:17:54,501
Mr. Gundlach, must you really eat now?
271
00:17:54,834 --> 00:17:57,917
The room always smells of sausage spread.
- It's my break.
272
00:17:58,084 --> 00:18:00,709
You teach history,
you're always on break.
273
00:18:00,876 --> 00:18:03,001
All you do is watch Spiegel TV.
274
00:18:08,959 --> 00:18:10,334
But drinking is allowed, isn't it?
275
00:18:10,667 --> 00:18:13,959
Who would build a drone with minors?
276
00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:18,417
It worked fine. Who said
I had to make key racks and ashtrays?
277
00:18:18,751 --> 00:18:22,751
The requirements seem quite extensive.
- We need a competition,
278
00:18:23,084 --> 00:18:26,917
in which we get at least second place.
A student newspaper,
279
00:18:27,251 --> 00:18:28,834
or math olympics. Good luck!
280
00:18:29,167 --> 00:18:32,709
Eckhart wants an anti-bullying campaign
that goes viral, with a hashtag.
281
00:18:33,042 --> 00:18:36,167
That one's on you, Ms. Enzberger.
You used the word 'bullying'.
282
00:18:36,501 --> 00:18:38,376
You take care of it.
- Excuse me?
283
00:18:38,542 --> 00:18:41,251
I get the feeling I'm being
thrown in the same pot as Mr. Miller.
284
00:18:41,417 --> 00:18:46,084
Yes, and now there's fire under the pot.
- I said I was being bullied months ago.
285
00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:47,876
The students, Ingrid.
286
00:18:48,459 --> 00:18:53,001
So, do I get a budget? I already bought
toner and toilet paper out of pocket.
287
00:18:53,167 --> 00:18:57,084
I was wondering why it's 4-ply.
- That's from you? Thank you.
288
00:18:57,417 --> 00:19:00,584
Yes, you can take the earnings
from the refugee flea market.
289
00:19:00,917 --> 00:19:04,376
Then we need a musical scholarship
for an 11th grader,
290
00:19:04,709 --> 00:19:07,917
and five new registrations
for next school year,
291
00:19:08,251 --> 00:19:10,876
to stay above
the minimum number of pupils.
292
00:19:11,209 --> 00:19:12,709
That's absurd. How?
293
00:19:13,042 --> 00:19:15,126
No, I'd rather apply elsewhere.
294
00:19:15,459 --> 00:19:19,084
Or just retire, Ingrid.
That would benefit the next school, too.
295
00:19:19,417 --> 00:19:22,042
Can we please stick together?
This is our school!
296
00:19:22,209 --> 00:19:23,667
I saved the best for last:
297
00:19:25,084 --> 00:19:29,459
A performance test for the 11th grade!
To see if they'll qualify for 12th grade.
298
00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:31,876
If the average is too low,
the school closes.
299
00:19:32,584 --> 00:19:36,126
Well, I doubt that'll work.
What if we just expel the dummies?
300
00:19:36,459 --> 00:19:39,917
Haven't you been listening?
We're already short on students as it is.
301
00:19:40,709 --> 00:19:43,542
So work with
the available student material.
302
00:19:43,709 --> 00:19:46,376
It's really the pinnacle of irony
303
00:19:46,709 --> 00:19:48,792
that you of all people were elected
Teacher of the Year.
304
00:19:52,334 --> 00:19:54,709
It was a mistake to believe in you.
305
00:19:57,834 --> 00:20:00,501
Mr. Miller?
If you don't meet the requirements,
306
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:02,834
I'll report you to the police for forgery,
307
00:20:03,167 --> 00:20:05,417
lies, and endangering the minors
308
00:20:05,751 --> 00:20:09,209
whom you shouldn't have been teaching
with your criminal record!
309
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,917
Because if I go to Brandenburg,
310
00:20:12,251 --> 00:20:14,376
then you're going back to jail.
311
00:20:15,167 --> 00:20:17,417
Now get cleaning.
It was your class, after all.
312
00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:21,209
I want smart solutions.
Elite doesn't come about by force.
313
00:20:21,501 --> 00:20:23,292
I want to see results in four weeks.
314
00:20:30,209 --> 00:20:33,334
Oh my god!
What happened here, Mr. Miller?
315
00:20:34,001 --> 00:20:38,001
Where were you yesterday noon?
- At my place. The JIC bummed us out.
316
00:20:38,417 --> 00:20:40,751
That damned job center means nothing.
317
00:20:40,917 --> 00:20:44,167
Now start cleaning. I don't want stress.
- Why should we clean?
318
00:20:44,334 --> 00:20:47,417
Because you did it!
I got chewed out!
319
00:20:48,417 --> 00:20:49,417
Well,
320
00:20:49,751 --> 00:20:53,334
maybe you shouldn't have given us
so many empty promises.
321
00:20:53,501 --> 00:20:55,459
Was Ms. Gerster very angry?
322
00:20:55,792 --> 00:20:58,001
Get started,
then we have to talk.
323
00:20:58,167 --> 00:20:59,959
There's a performance test for 12th grade.
324
00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:01,542
What?
- No!
325
00:21:01,751 --> 00:21:03,584
So all of a sudden it's not sure?
326
00:21:03,917 --> 00:21:07,251
You promised!
- Then there's no use in coming at all!
327
00:21:09,709 --> 00:21:11,209
Hello, there.
- Hi.
328
00:21:12,459 --> 00:21:16,209
Ms. Drispenstedt from the School
Health Office is here to vaccinate you.
329
00:21:17,292 --> 00:21:19,667
Hello, children.
- Huh? That's a first.
330
00:21:20,001 --> 00:21:23,292
Because you've never been vaccinated.
331
00:21:23,626 --> 00:21:26,167
It's a vaccine against ticks, meningitis
332
00:21:26,501 --> 00:21:28,834
and mental disabilities.
333
00:21:29,167 --> 00:21:31,876
Yes, Chantal, you might ask,
"isn't it too late for that?"
334
00:21:37,751 --> 00:21:40,376
Ow.
- See how slow he reacted?
335
00:21:40,542 --> 00:21:44,084
Why does it say "D-O..."
336
00:21:45,001 --> 00:21:46,584
"Dog"?
- Dog.
337
00:21:46,917 --> 00:21:49,209
That's short for? Who knows it?
338
00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:52,126
I know! Doctor!
339
00:21:53,792 --> 00:21:54,751
Super, Chant“.!
340
00:21:55,084 --> 00:21:58,251
You've learned all you need to know.
You're ready for life.
341
00:22:00,167 --> 00:22:03,334
I googled it!
It's a device for implanting chips in dogs!
342
00:22:03,667 --> 00:22:06,001
Are you crazy, Mr. Miller? Take it out!
343
00:22:06,334 --> 00:22:08,167
No! What if I grow fur?
344
00:22:10,376 --> 00:22:13,417
Stop him! Or do you want to be
the only one forced to go to class?
345
00:22:13,751 --> 00:22:15,751
No, bro!
- Want to sit here all alone?
346
00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:18,042
No, let go!
- Leave me alone!
347
00:22:18,751 --> 00:22:20,376
Please don't, Mr. Miller!
348
00:22:21,334 --> 00:22:23,042
The cooker spaniel is next.
349
00:22:24,209 --> 00:22:25,501
No, no, please!
350
00:22:27,917 --> 00:22:29,542
Hand these out!
- What is it?
351
00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:32,959
The curriculum you have to work over.
352
00:22:33,126 --> 00:22:36,834
But that's for teachers to do.
- You think I'd ruin my afternoon?
353
00:22:37,001 --> 00:22:41,376
As of now, you come to school,
or I'll find you. No more fucking with me!
354
00:22:42,084 --> 00:22:44,792
He just pretended to implant a chip
in our neck.
355
00:22:44,959 --> 00:22:47,584
That would be totally illegal.
356
00:22:55,167 --> 00:22:58,167
I use this one, too. "Chin chin chin."
- Doesn't it say "shine"?
357
00:22:59,542 --> 00:23:01,209
You and your D- in English!
358
00:23:02,584 --> 00:23:05,751
OMG! This moisturizer
smells like strawberry!
359
00:23:06,084 --> 00:23:07,751
Is this illegal too? Or this?
360
00:23:08,751 --> 00:23:10,876
Yuck, that's for men!
- Get to school!
361
00:23:14,334 --> 00:23:16,709
Oh my god, you're so embarrassing!
362
00:23:17,251 --> 00:23:21,376
From now on, either you're at school
on time, or this happens every morning!
363
00:23:26,376 --> 00:23:28,501
Help!
- My pants are sliding down!
364
00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:39,167
Same thing tomorrow?
365
00:23:39,501 --> 00:23:40,792
No, no!
366
00:23:41,126 --> 00:23:43,626
Seriously, you guys are a nightmare.
367
00:23:43,792 --> 00:23:47,417
Like children that weren't aborted
in time. But I like you anyway.
368
00:23:48,626 --> 00:23:50,251
I'll take care of you till you die.
369
00:23:51,334 --> 00:23:52,501
Or till you graduate.
370
00:23:53,126 --> 00:23:55,542
With A-levels, damn it!
371
00:23:56,209 --> 00:23:58,709
I won't go back to jail because of you.
372
00:23:58,959 --> 00:24:01,417
So nice to see you all here.
373
00:24:03,167 --> 00:24:05,834
Here are your prospects.
What would you rather be?
374
00:24:06,167 --> 00:24:09,084
You don't have to take these jobs.
You can change your destiny. Supposedly.
375
00:24:09,417 --> 00:24:12,251
So what do you want to do with your lives?
376
00:24:14,459 --> 00:24:16,709
Chantal, say something!
Influencer
377
00:24:17,042 --> 00:24:18,584
That's not a job.
378
00:24:18,751 --> 00:24:21,459
We never had this question in class!
- Yeah!
379
00:24:21,626 --> 00:24:23,459
Because it's something you should know.
380
00:24:24,084 --> 00:24:26,042
Don't you have any dreams?
- We do!
381
00:24:26,376 --> 00:24:27,876
But not about jobs.
382
00:24:35,334 --> 00:24:38,084
One of you has to do something musical.
- But I'm Christian.
383
00:24:39,876 --> 00:24:40,834
Seriously?
384
00:24:41,167 --> 00:24:45,292
You broke a GCS school rule,
and you endanger the community.
385
00:24:45,459 --> 00:24:48,459
Fuck off.
- Your photo was sent to the principal.
386
00:24:51,042 --> 00:24:53,542
Why don't you have any goals?
Why don't you fight?
387
00:24:53,876 --> 00:24:57,209
What kind of kids are you?
- What kind of teacher are you?
388
00:24:57,542 --> 00:24:59,834
It's your fault
if we're 'prospectless'.
389
00:25:05,959 --> 00:25:08,584
Miller's students need success.
I always say "Awesome!"
390
00:25:08,917 --> 00:25:12,042
"You are awesome!"
It's all about love and affirmation.
391
00:25:12,542 --> 00:25:14,959
Just getting them interested.
It's not about winning.
392
00:25:15,292 --> 00:25:17,542
Yes, it is. In three weeks
is the newspaper competition.
393
00:25:17,876 --> 00:25:20,417
I've brought some copies
of the "Class Fart".
394
00:25:20,584 --> 00:25:21,667
Awful..
395
00:25:22,251 --> 00:25:24,001
Who's going to deal with it?
396
00:25:28,292 --> 00:25:30,001
Can't I do Science Club?
397
00:25:30,251 --> 00:25:32,042
No, the deadline has passed.
398
00:25:32,209 --> 00:25:37,084
There's an art scholarship program,
but only for outstanding achievements.
399
00:25:37,417 --> 00:25:39,917
I can just see your class,
400
00:25:40,084 --> 00:25:43,292
painting a giant selfie
with a Picasso filter.
401
00:25:44,417 --> 00:25:45,501
Very funny.
402
00:25:46,626 --> 00:25:50,834
How can I put any of them in a competition?
They're so unmotivated!
403
00:25:52,417 --> 00:25:55,084
Mr. Miller,
don't use up all the oxygen, okay?
404
00:25:57,084 --> 00:25:59,084
Who's going
to the elementary school tomorrow?
405
00:25:59,417 --> 00:26:01,876
Mr. Miller can go.
- Sure.
406
00:26:04,126 --> 00:26:05,126
What for?
407
00:26:05,459 --> 00:26:08,251
Because the kids all want to go
to other schools.
408
00:26:08,584 --> 00:26:12,334
Because no one recommends us!
Go there and recruit a few students.
409
00:26:12,626 --> 00:26:15,126
Do an info-event, or whatever,
410
00:26:15,292 --> 00:26:18,459
just make sure they tell their parents
how great the GCS is.
411
00:26:35,876 --> 00:26:37,626
Miller, GCS.
412
00:26:41,417 --> 00:26:42,917
So you're Mr. Miller.
413
00:26:43,251 --> 00:26:45,876
Welcome to elementary school.
- Yeah, I'm thrilled.
414
00:26:46,042 --> 00:26:49,667
We were going outside to collect leaves.
But surely you've prepared something?
415
00:26:53,251 --> 00:26:55,501
Are they Siamese twins?
416
00:26:55,667 --> 00:26:59,334
Kevin, I said to leave the glue
on the teacher's desk.
417
00:26:59,876 --> 00:27:02,626
Show Mr. Miller to the boys' room.
He'll help you clean up.
418
00:27:02,959 --> 00:27:06,959
Hold on, I'm not an errand boy.
- Well, I've got other things to do, myself.
419
00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:08,834
So if there's a problem...
420
00:27:09,167 --> 00:27:11,126
don't call me.
421
00:27:15,542 --> 00:27:18,126
Where's the restroom?
422
00:27:18,292 --> 00:27:20,542
This way.
- Ow!
423
00:27:23,251 --> 00:27:25,501
Shut up or I'll cut off your braids.
424
00:27:30,542 --> 00:27:33,834
What are you grinning at?
- My sister is transsexual.
425
00:27:34,334 --> 00:27:35,334
What can I say?
426
00:27:35,667 --> 00:27:39,417
She wants a penis.
I said she can have mine.
427
00:27:39,584 --> 00:27:41,959
But my mom said it won't grow back,
428
00:27:42,126 --> 00:27:45,709
and that she shouldn't watch
so many series on Amazonia.
429
00:27:45,876 --> 00:27:49,292
Very interesting,
but you're slobbering on my hand.
430
00:27:55,209 --> 00:27:58,792
Will we cuddle later on?
- No, I've been to jail already.
431
00:27:59,459 --> 00:28:01,667
Now let me take a piss, you leech.
432
00:28:06,459 --> 00:28:10,167
It's like the house
of the fucking seven dwarfs here.
433
00:28:16,917 --> 00:28:18,209
Why do you do that?
434
00:28:18,917 --> 00:28:22,209
I'm shaking it off so your teacher
will want to put it in her mouth later.
435
00:28:26,501 --> 00:28:29,709
Okay, so who knows
what their next school will be?
436
00:28:29,876 --> 00:28:32,376
Heinrich Böll!
- Schiller High School!
437
00:28:33,001 --> 00:28:34,292
Schiller High School.
438
00:28:34,459 --> 00:28:36,876
Ever heard of
the Goethe Comprehensive School?
439
00:28:37,209 --> 00:28:38,751
No.
440
00:28:38,917 --> 00:28:41,959
My brother goes there.
He gets beat up because he's so fat.
441
00:28:42,292 --> 00:28:45,251
It's a really shitty school.
- Well, uh... Come on.
442
00:28:45,584 --> 00:28:48,209
Look, I have really cool stickers
from the GCS.
443
00:28:48,542 --> 00:28:50,292
To put on your schoolbags.
444
00:28:51,876 --> 00:28:53,667
Calm down,
are you from the East or what?
445
00:28:54,667 --> 00:28:56,542
Hey, one is enough!
446
00:28:56,876 --> 00:28:58,292
Awesome!
447
00:28:59,834 --> 00:29:02,959
Just tell your parents I was nice,
our teachers are great,
448
00:29:03,292 --> 00:29:05,126
and the GCS is awesome.
449
00:29:07,042 --> 00:29:09,292
What's all that?
- We chose our professions.
450
00:29:09,459 --> 00:29:11,917
I'm going to be a molecular biologist!
451
00:29:13,959 --> 00:29:15,917
ARCHITECT...
MOLECULAR BIOLOGIST
452
00:29:17,584 --> 00:29:20,084
You all know
what you want to be later?
453
00:29:20,376 --> 00:29:21,584
Racecar driver!
- Soccer player!
454
00:29:21,917 --> 00:29:23,459
Architect!
- Singer!
455
00:29:23,626 --> 00:29:26,001
Want to see our work clothes?
- Yeah!
456
00:29:32,084 --> 00:29:35,584
Now write down what's so great
about your job, with lots of enthusiasm.
457
00:29:37,001 --> 00:29:37,834
All right?
458
00:29:47,209 --> 00:29:48,792
Finished.
- Great.
459
00:29:49,376 --> 00:29:52,709
Later we'll guess
who wrote what. So make sure you sign
460
00:29:53,042 --> 00:29:55,167
with these wrong names up here.
461
00:29:57,209 --> 00:29:59,584
Funny names.
- Just do it.
462
00:29:59,917 --> 00:30:00,834
Okay.
463
00:30:05,667 --> 00:30:07,501
Architect, huh?
464
00:30:08,501 --> 00:30:09,959
WHAT I WANT TO BECOME
465
00:30:10,792 --> 00:30:12,501
No date!
Erase the date.
466
00:30:13,126 --> 00:30:15,167
We're not allowed to use ink erasers.
467
00:30:15,501 --> 00:30:16,751
Well, today you are.
468
00:30:17,001 --> 00:30:20,584
At the GCS,
students are allowed to use ink erasers!
469
00:30:21,251 --> 00:30:24,584
I love that school already.
Are all the teachers there refugees?
470
00:30:30,709 --> 00:30:32,876
Oh my god, where did you get this?
471
00:30:33,209 --> 00:30:36,084
I got them from your elementary schools.
472
00:30:36,584 --> 00:30:39,584
To remind you
that you weren't always so unmotivated.
473
00:30:39,917 --> 00:30:41,501
You were excited!
474
00:30:41,667 --> 00:30:44,292
My nickname was Danger back then already?
475
00:30:44,626 --> 00:30:46,084
It wasn't.
476
00:30:46,417 --> 00:30:47,792
It says so here.
- Let's see.
477
00:30:48,126 --> 00:30:50,209
How cute you drew yourself, Chanti.
478
00:30:50,542 --> 00:30:54,251
What did you want to be?
- Journalist... journalist!
479
00:30:54,417 --> 00:30:57,542
But why did I give myself black hair?
480
00:30:57,709 --> 00:30:59,751
Maybe you were drawing me.
- Yeah!
481
00:31:00,084 --> 00:31:01,501
Remember?
- Yeah.
482
00:31:01,834 --> 00:31:03,251
Nice.
483
00:31:03,584 --> 00:31:06,584
Shit, I remember when we did this.
I was so excited.
484
00:31:06,917 --> 00:31:08,959
About what?
- About being a singer.
485
00:31:09,292 --> 00:31:10,876
Yeah, right.
486
00:31:11,334 --> 00:31:14,667
"Whenever I sing to my teachers,
they get tears in their eyes..."
487
00:31:15,001 --> 00:31:18,084
Because it was so bad!
and tell me I should study music."
488
00:31:18,251 --> 00:31:21,376
Wow, Zeynep.
- Yeah, but I guess I stopped at some point.
489
00:31:21,709 --> 00:31:23,709
But now you'll stick with it, right?
490
00:31:23,876 --> 00:31:25,876
"Ar-chee..."
491
00:31:26,751 --> 00:31:28,876
tect". Archeetect.
492
00:31:29,209 --> 00:31:31,542
It's so crazy that you forget this.
493
00:31:31,876 --> 00:31:34,084
We used to have dreams, bro.
494
00:31:35,209 --> 00:31:38,667
Okay, here's the deal...
- I know I was typing in 3rd grade.
495
00:31:39,001 --> 00:31:40,417
Something crawled into your ear.
496
00:31:40,751 --> 00:31:43,251
If we set our minds
to achieving your dreams,
497
00:31:43,417 --> 00:31:45,542
and if you study for that stupid test,
498
00:31:45,876 --> 00:31:48,959
I won't lose my job, and the GCS
won't be closed. Are you in?
499
00:31:49,251 --> 00:31:50,042
Yes!
500
00:31:50,376 --> 00:31:53,709
We'll show them
you'll amount to something after all!
501
00:31:53,876 --> 00:31:55,251
Yes!
.Oh my god'
502
00:31:55,584 --> 00:31:58,167
I'm going to be a singer...
503
00:32:05,126 --> 00:32:06,167
CHOIR CLUB
504
00:32:11,167 --> 00:32:12,709
ART CLUB
505
00:32:23,917 --> 00:32:24,917
SCHOOL RADIO
506
00:32:25,251 --> 00:32:27,792
And now, for you, my favorite song...
507
00:32:30,251 --> 00:32:31,501
She's so bad.
508
00:32:37,292 --> 00:32:39,501
Hi, I'm Chantal.
509
00:32:40,376 --> 00:32:43,376
Are you the other editors.
- Uh-huh.
510
00:32:44,501 --> 00:32:46,667
I could write something about beauty.
511
00:32:46,834 --> 00:32:50,834
Do whatever you want.
We're only here because there's a TV.
512
00:32:51,167 --> 00:32:54,042
Whatever.
I'm the head reporter now.
513
00:32:54,584 --> 00:32:56,459
And I hate drugs.
514
00:32:57,042 --> 00:32:58,667
Joke.
515
00:33:03,209 --> 00:33:06,709
"And then you finish it off
with a touch of glitter."
516
00:33:06,876 --> 00:33:10,417
But do you think that will win a prize?
It's pretty superficial.
517
00:33:11,959 --> 00:33:15,167
We've been chilling for quite a while.
I mean, without any action.
518
00:33:16,542 --> 00:33:18,584
Quiet! The film is on.
519
00:33:21,751 --> 00:33:24,251
We've already watched
Lord of the Rings so often!
520
00:33:24,584 --> 00:33:26,917
I'll grow hair on my feet
if I see another Hobbit.
521
00:33:27,167 --> 00:33:30,126
In the life of an Elf.
I'm patient.
522
00:33:30,459 --> 00:33:33,334
I can wait!
523
00:33:37,917 --> 00:33:40,459
Ploppi? Ploppi, come on.
524
00:33:40,834 --> 00:33:42,376
With tongue, just once.
525
00:33:42,834 --> 00:33:45,417
The Arkenstone!
526
00:33:47,292 --> 00:33:49,834
It is precious to you beyond measure.
527
00:33:51,584 --> 00:33:53,584
No, I can't. Too much saliva.
528
00:33:55,459 --> 00:33:58,334
If we can never have sex,
we'll have to break up.
529
00:34:02,334 --> 00:34:04,251
The way you said...
530
00:34:04,667 --> 00:34:06,626
- "Sex!!!
531
00:34:06,959 --> 00:34:09,834
Petting, at least?
- With a finger?
532
00:34:10,459 --> 00:34:11,584
Yes, for example.
533
00:34:13,042 --> 00:34:14,667
That would be unhygienic.
534
00:34:14,834 --> 00:34:18,626
Into someone else's body.
That can't be right, Chantal.
535
00:34:19,084 --> 00:34:20,751
Even the word: "petting."
536
00:34:23,209 --> 00:34:24,042
Chantal?
537
00:34:30,167 --> 00:34:31,376
OK, art club members,
538
00:34:31,542 --> 00:34:34,376
look around and gather inspiration
for your own...
539
00:34:34,542 --> 00:34:35,751
well, art.
540
00:34:36,084 --> 00:34:39,001
I want one of you
to get a scholarship, okay?
541
00:34:39,167 --> 00:34:41,667
Great exhibit.
542
00:34:44,209 --> 00:34:47,459
"Insert... wo-words!"
543
00:34:47,792 --> 00:34:49,001
Oh!
544
00:34:52,751 --> 00:34:56,376
No touching!
- Oh. But it says to fill it out.
545
00:34:56,709 --> 00:34:59,542
That's the title.
- Why do artists do that?
546
00:35:00,501 --> 00:35:02,917
It expresses something.
- But what?
547
00:35:03,084 --> 00:35:06,459
Why can't they just say what they mean?
548
00:35:06,792 --> 00:35:08,584
Because they can't say it any other way.
549
00:35:08,917 --> 00:35:12,251
They're like you, they don't
have enough words for a full sentence,
550
00:35:12,417 --> 00:35:14,501
so they use paint and glue instead.
551
00:35:14,834 --> 00:35:16,751
Think about what you want to say.
552
00:35:17,084 --> 00:35:19,834
If he has anything to say.
553
00:35:20,667 --> 00:35:23,084
I wonder where the bistro is?
554
00:35:44,626 --> 00:35:46,751
Think about what you see, take notes,
555
00:35:46,917 --> 00:35:48,667
I expect great presentations.
556
00:35:49,001 --> 00:35:51,959
I considered studying art history.
557
00:35:53,042 --> 00:35:56,167
I studied art history,
then decided to be a teacher.
558
00:35:56,501 --> 00:35:58,292
Really?
- It doesn't pay.
559
00:36:00,834 --> 00:36:03,917
What is this?
Are you crazy? Get this off me at once!
560
00:36:06,084 --> 00:36:09,042
Ms. Leimbach-Knorr, stop!
- Help! I bet this was Daniel!
561
00:36:09,376 --> 00:36:11,917
No respect for teachers.
562
00:36:15,251 --> 00:36:17,751
Outrageous! It was you!
563
00:36:18,084 --> 00:36:20,167
I'll get you back for this, I tell you.
564
00:36:22,459 --> 00:36:24,709
Now help me get this off, will you!
565
00:36:35,292 --> 00:36:37,501
A plastic piece of shit.
566
00:36:57,459 --> 00:36:59,042
OCCUPIED
567
00:36:59,667 --> 00:37:00,667
Strange.
568
00:37:01,001 --> 00:37:03,417
BIG BUSINESS IN THE COLD WAR
569
00:37:03,751 --> 00:37:06,126
Here we have an unusual,
570
00:37:06,459 --> 00:37:09,334
yes, somehow angry installation.
571
00:37:09,667 --> 00:37:10,792
"Piece of Shit".
572
00:37:11,126 --> 00:37:15,459
Next to it, the artist examines
the interiors of intellectual bourgeoisie.
573
00:37:16,084 --> 00:37:19,084
Note above all the poignant irony
574
00:37:19,417 --> 00:37:21,834
in the magazine titles in this artwork.
575
00:37:22,001 --> 00:37:25,209
The topics of these magazines
are biting commentary
576
00:37:25,542 --> 00:37:28,542
on the zeitgeist of the '80s...
577
00:37:30,209 --> 00:37:31,709
It's occupied, girl!
578
00:37:35,084 --> 00:37:37,334
Number one or number two?
579
00:37:42,334 --> 00:37:44,709
PUPIL SHITS ON MODERN ART
580
00:37:44,876 --> 00:37:46,792
I'm getting congratulations on this.
581
00:37:46,959 --> 00:37:49,917
Our colleagues at Schiller are loving it.
- The toilet looked real.
582
00:37:50,751 --> 00:37:52,959
What about me?
I almost suffocated.
583
00:37:53,292 --> 00:37:55,126
Luckily, you're still very much alive.
584
00:37:55,459 --> 00:37:57,834
In my day,
Daniel would've been suspended.
585
00:37:58,001 --> 00:38:00,876
In your day they also had bunkers.
- Now, really!
586
00:38:01,709 --> 00:38:04,417
This isn't about you, Ingrid,
it's about the school!
587
00:38:04,584 --> 00:38:06,834
It's never about me!
588
00:38:08,542 --> 00:38:10,459
The ice is getting thin.
589
00:38:10,792 --> 00:38:12,876
What about the newspaper?
- Chantal is on it,
590
00:38:13,209 --> 00:38:14,792
now it has a double cover.
591
00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:18,209
I know. Most of the articles
are interviews with herself.
592
00:38:18,376 --> 00:38:20,501
Not exactly award-worthy.
593
00:38:20,834 --> 00:38:24,709
We'll see. I secretly bought
all the copies to motivate her.
594
00:38:24,876 --> 00:38:26,751
The Ministry wants results,
595
00:38:27,084 --> 00:38:29,834
not students shitting in museums.
596
00:38:30,167 --> 00:38:33,292
And what do you know about motivation?
597
00:38:33,626 --> 00:38:36,126
You're not even properly qualified.
598
00:38:36,959 --> 00:38:38,626
Why do you always criticize me?
599
00:38:38,792 --> 00:38:42,001
Fact is, I'm the one
who has to deal with those morons.
600
00:38:42,376 --> 00:38:45,667
Can't you say something nice for once?
- You have nice hair.
601
00:38:49,376 --> 00:38:52,709
Maybe I'd actually be a good teacher
if someone here believed in me.
602
00:38:53,376 --> 00:38:58,459
How about a demonstration lesson?
No problem. What do you want this to be?
603
00:38:58,792 --> 00:39:01,792
A guest appearance, or a profession?
604
00:39:03,084 --> 00:39:04,251
Well.
605
00:39:09,167 --> 00:39:10,751
Smaller, Danger.
606
00:39:17,251 --> 00:39:19,542
Why not do your demonstration lesson?
607
00:39:21,876 --> 00:39:24,209
Don't you want to find out
if you can do it?
608
00:39:25,417 --> 00:39:27,001
Shut up and make lunch.
609
00:39:33,042 --> 00:39:36,167
Okay. "German remedial class".
Welcome to Germany.
610
00:39:36,334 --> 00:39:40,459
We're here to improve your German.
Let's begin with your names.
611
00:39:41,251 --> 00:39:44,167
My name is Abet, and since...
612
00:39:44,417 --> 00:39:47,209
since two months I am here.
613
00:39:47,542 --> 00:39:50,626
My name is Afuk, and...
614
00:39:51,167 --> 00:39:54,292
I am in Germany since three months.
615
00:39:54,626 --> 00:39:57,376
My name's Danger
and I've been here for 17 years.
616
00:39:57,709 --> 00:39:59,459
Why he here?
- Yeah, why?
617
00:39:59,792 --> 00:40:01,667
Your German is as bad
as these coconut pickers.
618
00:40:02,001 --> 00:40:05,084
But you didn't have to swallow
liters of water to get here
619
00:40:05,251 --> 00:40:07,792
Hey, Justin is jumping off the roof!
620
00:40:12,001 --> 00:40:13,417
Jump!
621
00:40:19,167 --> 00:40:22,542
This is for all those
who don't believe in superpowers!
622
00:40:25,001 --> 00:40:26,376
Justin!
623
00:40:39,376 --> 00:40:40,834
Justin? Justin!
624
00:40:41,584 --> 00:40:44,084
I didn't fly, did I?
- How many fingers?
625
00:40:44,251 --> 00:40:46,542
Three?
- Can't be that bad.
626
00:40:48,292 --> 00:40:49,751
My leg hurts a bit.
627
00:40:58,209 --> 00:40:59,417
Hello.
628
00:40:59,584 --> 00:41:02,584
Hey. When is your mom coming?
629
00:41:03,126 --> 00:41:04,584
Soon.
630
00:41:04,751 --> 00:41:07,251
She's still working.
But I told her
631
00:41:07,584 --> 00:41:09,751
it doesn't hurt so much.
632
00:41:10,084 --> 00:41:11,876
That's not true, is it?
633
00:41:34,417 --> 00:41:35,959
Okay. Yeah.
634
00:41:37,084 --> 00:41:39,292
Justin. Hello.
635
00:41:39,459 --> 00:41:41,667
Hello.
- Mom!
636
00:41:41,834 --> 00:41:43,084
Biggi!
637
00:41:43,376 --> 00:41:46,626
I felt sorry for him.
- Now it happened. You want to be a teacher.
638
00:41:46,792 --> 00:41:48,876
Knock it off.
- Teacher. He's a teacher,
639
00:41:49,209 --> 00:41:51,584
and he always will be.
- No way.
640
00:41:52,751 --> 00:41:54,834
Uh... yes, you will.
641
00:41:56,626 --> 00:41:59,667
Really?
- I'm sure it can solve our problem.
642
00:42:00,001 --> 00:42:02,126
It's cyber technology
from a computer game.
643
00:42:02,459 --> 00:42:03,792
I made some changes.
644
00:42:04,126 --> 00:42:07,542
The sensors should simulate
real physical touch.
645
00:42:07,876 --> 00:42:11,792
What kind of sensors?
- At primary and secondary sexual organs.
646
00:42:12,834 --> 00:42:15,751
And through the goggles we can
see each other as 3-D models.
647
00:42:20,209 --> 00:42:21,501
Is it a size XXS?
648
00:42:22,584 --> 00:42:24,542
Powering up.
649
00:42:27,334 --> 00:42:29,251
Now put on the goggles.
650
00:42:33,167 --> 00:42:35,292
Oh, Ploppi!
651
00:42:42,167 --> 00:42:44,042
Oh. No, Chantal!
- Ploppi!
652
00:42:48,001 --> 00:42:49,376
Okay, children.
653
00:42:49,709 --> 00:42:50,959
Not now, Grandma.
654
00:42:51,292 --> 00:42:53,042
I brought you some cookies.
655
00:42:54,126 --> 00:42:56,501
Playing computer games?
- Yes. Bang, bang.
656
00:42:56,834 --> 00:42:58,501
Pow.
657
00:42:59,876 --> 00:43:02,376
Won't you try a cookie?
- Now's a bad time.
658
00:43:04,417 --> 00:43:05,792
What are those funny things?
659
00:43:10,417 --> 00:43:11,542
Oh, boom.
660
00:43:11,876 --> 00:43:13,834
I'll put one in for you, sweetheart.
661
00:43:15,876 --> 00:43:17,959
Are they yummy?
- Chantal?
662
00:43:18,292 --> 00:43:20,459
Do you want one too?
663
00:43:24,917 --> 00:43:28,542
If it's so fun, maybe we can
play it with Grandpa sometime.
664
00:43:29,834 --> 00:43:31,001
Sure, Grandma.
665
00:43:44,251 --> 00:43:46,459
We just had sex with your Grandma.
666
00:43:51,001 --> 00:43:54,917
Don't get me wrong, Ploppi.
The fantasy films and chips are great,
667
00:43:55,084 --> 00:43:57,376
but I don't want to have cybersex
for the rest of my life.
668
00:43:57,709 --> 00:44:01,626
I didn't even want to date you,
but you were so dominant.
669
00:44:01,959 --> 00:44:04,542
Sorry, I thought you wanted it too.
670
00:44:06,834 --> 00:44:09,751
Don't you ever
want to touch a girl for real?
671
00:44:12,001 --> 00:44:14,084
Is there someone else?
672
00:44:14,376 --> 00:44:16,334
Ploppi! Tell me!
- Chantal...
673
00:44:16,667 --> 00:44:17,876
Tell me.
- No, get off!
674
00:44:18,209 --> 00:44:19,459
Or I'll have to kiss you.
675
00:44:19,792 --> 00:44:21,334
No! There was a girl!
676
00:44:22,584 --> 00:44:24,209
Amrei.
677
00:44:25,501 --> 00:44:29,084
We were in the math olympics together,
and she was so good with numbers.
678
00:44:29,417 --> 00:44:32,001
And she loved to speak Elvish.
679
00:44:34,292 --> 00:44:37,126
Was she so ugly,
or why don't you want to date her?
680
00:44:38,792 --> 00:44:41,292
She has a clubfoot
and fell into a depression.
681
00:44:41,626 --> 00:44:43,542
Now she doesn't call back.
682
00:44:43,876 --> 00:44:46,542
But I wrote her a love poem once.
In binary code.
683
00:44:47,792 --> 00:44:49,751
But I never sent it off.
684
00:44:50,459 --> 00:44:52,459
Get off. Off!
685
00:44:57,084 --> 00:44:58,584
I don't think she even likes me.
686
00:45:04,626 --> 00:45:07,251
It really smells like
primary numbers here.
687
00:45:08,667 --> 00:45:11,584
Anyway, I don't need my pussy
wired every week.
688
00:45:11,751 --> 00:45:14,542
So I thought I'd help Ploppi
hook up with that Amrei.
689
00:45:14,876 --> 00:45:17,167
If she's disabled too,
it's a perfect match.
690
00:45:17,501 --> 00:45:19,792
Is she that emo chick from Schiller
who got sent to therapy
691
00:45:19,959 --> 00:45:22,584
for biking on the highway?
- I'll contact her.
692
00:45:22,917 --> 00:45:25,417
She won't talk to you.
They hate pretty kids.
693
00:45:25,584 --> 00:45:29,917
You still have those ugly boots?
The ones that look like they're Hitler's?
694
00:45:30,251 --> 00:45:32,501
Oh, you have them on.
Can I borrow them?
695
00:45:32,834 --> 00:45:35,126
Gimme a smoke.
- Don't have any.
696
00:45:36,501 --> 00:45:37,709
Mr. Miller, no!
697
00:45:38,042 --> 00:45:39,292
See you.
- No! -Chill!
698
00:45:39,626 --> 00:45:41,542
Not those.
- What's the matter?
699
00:45:41,709 --> 00:45:43,709
Not those, Mr. Miller.
700
00:45:43,876 --> 00:45:45,501
Mr. Miller!
701
00:45:56,376 --> 00:45:57,501
Man, is this crack?
702
00:45:59,167 --> 00:46:01,917
Since when do you smoke crack?
Seriously?
703
00:46:05,334 --> 00:46:07,334
Another one.
- This is not good at work.
704
00:46:08,292 --> 00:46:10,417
Just one more drag.
- You used to be addicted!
705
00:46:10,751 --> 00:46:11,917
Just one.
706
00:46:12,251 --> 00:46:13,542
No!
"Run!
707
00:46:13,876 --> 00:46:16,334
Drugs are not good for you!
708
00:46:26,292 --> 00:46:29,959
Something bad has happened!
Mr. Miller took crack and now he snapped!
709
00:46:39,917 --> 00:46:41,376
Have you seen Chantal?
710
00:46:44,751 --> 00:46:46,334
Find Chantal for me, okay?
- What?
711
00:46:46,501 --> 00:46:48,126
Come on, let's find her.
712
00:46:48,459 --> 00:46:49,459
Go.
- I see.
713
00:46:49,792 --> 00:46:52,334
We're a team!
- We have to get him to come down.
714
00:46:52,667 --> 00:46:53,501
But how?
715
00:46:53,834 --> 00:46:55,334
Not with an injection.
716
00:46:55,667 --> 00:46:57,751
I don't have that with me.
717
00:46:58,084 --> 00:47:00,042
My mom took that away.
718
00:47:00,376 --> 00:47:04,501
Diazepam is the only quick remedy.
He'll be calm, and with a pulse.
719
00:47:04,667 --> 00:47:08,501
But it's a rectal suppository.
- How will we stick it up his ass?
720
00:47:08,834 --> 00:47:10,917
Well, it's doable.
721
00:47:28,126 --> 00:47:30,084
You assholes!
Untie me now!
722
00:47:30,417 --> 00:47:33,376
Whoever does it is going to get it back.
- Gerster can't see him like this.
723
00:47:33,542 --> 00:47:36,251
Danger, pull his pants down.
- What if he farts?
724
00:47:36,417 --> 00:47:38,042
Then we won't smell your sweat.
725
00:47:38,376 --> 00:47:42,042
It's not my fault.
The doctor said it's testastatrone!
726
00:47:45,126 --> 00:47:47,209
Oh my god, it's huge.
- I'm out!
727
00:47:47,542 --> 00:47:49,542
I'll do it.
728
00:47:50,792 --> 00:47:53,917
Grandma always puts Nivea on it.
- Gimme your lip gloss.
729
00:47:54,084 --> 00:47:57,501
No, it was expensive!
Gigi Hadid uses it on Snapchat!
730
00:48:00,751 --> 00:48:02,542
Go ahead, use it up!
731
00:48:02,709 --> 00:48:04,542
It's important.
732
00:48:13,542 --> 00:48:16,167
Mr. Miller? Relax your anus.
733
00:48:24,501 --> 00:48:25,459
Ow! Chanti!
734
00:48:26,042 --> 00:48:27,917
Then you have to make him swallow it.
735
00:48:28,251 --> 00:48:31,292
But I don't know
how that will change the effect.
736
00:48:32,667 --> 00:48:34,959
You fuckers, gimme the shit
and I'll forget this...
737
00:48:35,292 --> 00:48:37,084
It's the drug speaking, not you.
738
00:48:37,251 --> 00:48:39,667
Now swallow it.
- Or suffocate!
739
00:48:42,417 --> 00:48:44,042
You guys are sick.
740
00:48:48,751 --> 00:48:50,501
Fuck off!
741
00:48:53,167 --> 00:48:55,251
Mr. Miller!
742
00:48:55,917 --> 00:48:57,709
He's out of it!
743
00:48:58,042 --> 00:48:59,584
What's going on?
744
00:49:01,542 --> 00:49:03,334
Ms. Gerster's coming!
- No!
745
00:49:05,667 --> 00:49:06,959
Danger?
746
00:49:19,376 --> 00:49:21,667
You're killing him!
747
00:49:24,876 --> 00:49:26,417
Mr. Miller?
748
00:49:27,834 --> 00:49:29,667
I changed my clothes!
749
00:49:34,792 --> 00:49:35,917
Mr. Miller...
- Hey!
750
00:49:36,251 --> 00:49:37,376
Hi.
- Hey.
751
00:49:37,542 --> 00:49:38,626
$0?
"$0?
752
00:49:42,209 --> 00:49:46,334
Now don't be silly.
I need a few signatures for insurance.
753
00:49:47,751 --> 00:49:50,251
My pleasure.
- Good.
754
00:49:53,584 --> 00:49:55,251
Why are you sweating?
755
00:49:56,626 --> 00:49:58,709
Because it's hot.
- Uh-huh.
756
00:49:59,834 --> 00:50:00,876
A hot topic.
757
00:50:02,501 --> 00:50:05,542
We're on it.
We're in the fast lane!
758
00:50:07,209 --> 00:50:11,001
So motivated, huh?
- Most def. Hey, Gerster!
759
00:50:11,334 --> 00:50:12,751
Careful, okay?
760
00:50:13,084 --> 00:50:15,709
How about that demonstration lesson?
- Yeah, right.
761
00:50:18,709 --> 00:50:22,042
Demonstration lesson!
Demonstration lesson!
762
00:50:22,209 --> 00:50:24,792
Demonstration lesson!
- Are you serious?
763
00:50:28,709 --> 00:50:30,959
I'm a good teacher.
764
00:50:31,292 --> 00:50:33,417
I can do it. Really!
765
00:50:33,751 --> 00:50:36,584
I want you to be proud of me.
- Well...
766
00:50:36,751 --> 00:50:38,667
Yes. Mr. Miller,
767
00:50:39,209 --> 00:50:41,876
I'm glad you see this
as something long-term.
768
00:50:45,001 --> 00:50:47,042
Very well, I'll check the schedule.
769
00:50:55,626 --> 00:50:57,001
Yes!
770
00:50:57,334 --> 00:50:58,501
Wake up!
771
00:51:02,501 --> 00:51:04,001
Yeah.
772
00:51:25,834 --> 00:51:27,376
Demonstration lesson!
773
00:51:30,542 --> 00:51:31,709
Oh, god.
774
00:51:33,709 --> 00:51:35,042
Out!
775
00:51:35,376 --> 00:51:39,001
No, not you! Where did you get it?
Do you take it?
776
00:51:39,334 --> 00:51:42,376
What are you yelling for?
- She had crack with her.
777
00:51:43,542 --> 00:51:46,834
Why didn't you tell me?
We have procedures for this.
778
00:51:47,167 --> 00:51:50,126
How long have you been taking the drug?
- Not at all.
779
00:51:53,709 --> 00:51:56,584
The cigarettes
are from my mom's boyfriend.
780
00:51:56,751 --> 00:51:58,376
Is that so?
781
00:51:59,376 --> 00:52:03,251
I... I steal them from her sometimes
so she can't smoke with him.
782
00:52:03,834 --> 00:52:06,376
She scares me when she smokes it.
She trips out.
783
00:52:11,126 --> 00:52:13,751
I don't want to be the one
with the crack mom.
784
00:52:19,876 --> 00:52:23,542
This frazzles me out more than the finals
of Germany's Next Top Model.
785
00:52:25,417 --> 00:52:28,917
There's something else. Mr. Miller.
- What else?
786
00:52:31,417 --> 00:52:35,209
I stole 250 euros
from Ms. Enzberger's cubicle.
787
00:52:35,542 --> 00:52:37,209
Who cares?
788
00:52:37,542 --> 00:52:39,126
Oh, uh, well...
789
00:52:39,292 --> 00:52:41,626
Why?
- Stealing just sucks.
790
00:52:41,792 --> 00:52:44,001
I'll pay it back from the competition,
I swear.
791
00:52:44,167 --> 00:52:46,876
What did you buy with the money, make-up?
- No!
792
00:52:48,209 --> 00:52:49,209
No.
793
00:52:50,584 --> 00:52:54,251
My mom wants me to pay her rent
as long as I'm not working.
794
00:52:56,167 --> 00:52:58,709
She doesn't want me to go to school.
795
00:52:58,876 --> 00:53:01,917
She says it's wasted on me.
- Yeah.
796
00:53:11,667 --> 00:53:13,459
This is it.
797
00:53:13,626 --> 00:53:15,917
If I freak out, you just give a cough.
798
00:53:19,376 --> 00:53:22,584
Hey, by law she's old enough
to leave school.
799
00:53:22,917 --> 00:53:27,042
Maybe no one told you, but not everyone
quits after 9th grade.
800
00:53:28,167 --> 00:53:31,251
You watch your tone of voice.
Who do you think you are, anyway?
801
00:53:31,751 --> 00:53:35,209
You can't fool kids into thinking
they can pass their A-levels.
802
00:53:35,376 --> 00:53:36,917
I'll tell you something:
803
00:53:37,084 --> 00:53:40,542
My sister, my half-sisters,
the other half-sister,
804
00:53:40,709 --> 00:53:44,209
all my cousins and my 2nd cousin,
Chantal's dad, that is,
805
00:53:44,542 --> 00:53:47,876
none of them graduated
And we're doing just fine.
806
00:53:48,209 --> 00:53:50,584
We went and got our hands dirty.
807
00:53:50,751 --> 00:53:53,917
We learned how to work.
And so can she.
808
00:53:54,084 --> 00:53:59,084
Mom, I can help out after school.
- No! Young lady, we talked about this!
809
00:53:59,751 --> 00:54:02,376
I'm so fed up with this crap!
810
00:54:03,042 --> 00:54:06,251
Always hanging out at school,
doing nothing, earning nothing.
811
00:54:06,417 --> 00:54:09,251
I have to support her.
But the fact is,
812
00:54:09,417 --> 00:54:12,459
we all know
she's too dumb for A-levels.
813
00:54:12,792 --> 00:54:15,334
And now fuck off.
- You want me to fuck off?
814
00:54:15,667 --> 00:54:19,792
You think I can't handle you intellectuals?
- You can fuck off!
815
00:54:20,126 --> 00:54:23,751
You want me to sue you?
- Yeah, go right ahead.
816
00:54:23,917 --> 00:54:27,251
But it smells like
you spent your legal budget on liquor.
817
00:54:27,417 --> 00:54:30,959
Your breath reeks so bad,
I don't dare light a cigarette.
818
00:54:31,126 --> 00:54:32,501
Mom? Mom, chill.
819
00:54:36,501 --> 00:54:40,209
Is this the thanks I get, huh?
For all the money I spend on you?
820
00:54:40,542 --> 00:54:43,334
For feeding your fat ass at my counter?
821
00:54:43,667 --> 00:54:45,126
Is this how...
- Hey!
822
00:54:45,459 --> 00:54:48,126
I didn't want off-duty stress,
but this is going too far.
823
00:54:48,459 --> 00:54:50,209
Shut your trap, you...
824
00:54:51,834 --> 00:54:55,042
Now you listen to me:
If Chantal comes to school
825
00:54:55,376 --> 00:54:58,667
with a single bruise,
or if you throw one more thing at her,
826
00:54:59,001 --> 00:55:02,542
the public health department
will pay you a visit,
827
00:55:02,876 --> 00:55:05,834
and your filthy, piss-reeking pub
will be shut in no time.
828
00:55:07,709 --> 00:55:10,251
And if your boyfriend
brings drugs home again,
829
00:55:10,584 --> 00:55:12,459
or takes drugs in front of Chantal,
830
00:55:12,792 --> 00:55:15,751
he will stop by with some buddies
and burn the whole place down.
831
00:55:19,084 --> 00:55:20,376
Well.
832
00:55:20,709 --> 00:55:23,334
What a productive
parent-teacher talk that was.
833
00:55:23,667 --> 00:55:27,417
I think it's time for lunch. Chantal?
- What are we having?
834
00:55:27,751 --> 00:55:29,751
Pizza.
- Vegetables would be good.
835
00:55:30,084 --> 00:55:31,667
And vegetables.
836
00:55:37,626 --> 00:55:39,167
Hi, Zeki.
837
00:55:39,917 --> 00:55:43,001
Hey, Jackie.
Make me a Bloody Mary, will you?
838
00:55:44,376 --> 00:55:45,834
I'm still drunk.
839
00:55:48,126 --> 00:55:50,376
I always thought,
what good is Judo?
840
00:55:50,709 --> 00:55:53,751
Judo, Judo, Judo, I thought,
it's way too physical!
841
00:55:54,584 --> 00:55:56,751
Can you buckle up, please?
842
00:55:57,417 --> 00:56:00,251
Remind me to let you take over
my parent conferences.
843
00:56:01,001 --> 00:56:02,167
Two-fifty.
844
00:56:09,167 --> 00:56:10,917
Whassap? I want to party tonight.
845
00:56:11,126 --> 00:56:14,917
She's crazy. She just dodged
a beer glass, now she wants to party.
846
00:56:15,417 --> 00:56:18,959
Are you in a WhatsApp group with them?
- I tapped Chantal's phone.
847
00:56:19,292 --> 00:56:20,876
Someone has to check on them.
848
00:56:21,209 --> 00:56:23,792
Party at the Fantasia tonight!
849
00:56:23,959 --> 00:56:27,584
They're going out drinking again.
They're supposed to study!
850
00:56:28,542 --> 00:56:30,917
Time for a little lesson.
- The Fantasia, huh?
851
00:56:31,251 --> 00:56:34,792
Last time I was there I was 16. Can I come?
- No!
852
00:56:35,126 --> 00:56:37,376
Please! I could use some cool music.
853
00:56:38,501 --> 00:56:40,959
I don't want to be seen with you.
- I don't believe you.
854
00:56:41,126 --> 00:56:44,626
Even teachers like to party,
even teachers have time off,
855
00:56:44,792 --> 00:56:46,626
even you can come along.
856
00:56:47,792 --> 00:56:48,876
Or maybe not.
857
00:56:53,251 --> 00:56:55,334
ID, please.
- Yes, of course.
858
00:56:55,667 --> 00:56:57,459
That was a joke. This is Paco.
859
00:56:59,417 --> 00:57:00,459
ID, huh?
860
00:57:00,626 --> 00:57:02,834
Your retards are here,
the DJ is briefed.
861
00:57:03,001 --> 00:57:06,209
Strippers use the second door, please.
Thanks.
862
00:57:10,792 --> 00:57:12,084
That's Amrei, by the way.
863
00:57:13,709 --> 00:57:17,501
That's her?
I don't see what's wrong with her foot.
864
00:57:17,667 --> 00:57:19,584
You only see it when she walks.
865
00:57:21,542 --> 00:57:23,001
Man, the music sucks!
866
00:57:23,334 --> 00:57:26,042
You're the one who wanted to go out
once more before it's over.
867
00:57:26,376 --> 00:57:30,501
Why are you such a buzz kill?
- Did you think anyone would talk to you?
868
00:57:33,876 --> 00:57:34,876
Oh, Amrei!
869
00:57:37,167 --> 00:57:39,084
Now look.
870
00:57:40,626 --> 00:57:42,001
Oh, okay.
871
00:57:43,292 --> 00:57:45,126
Yeah, she's cute...
872
00:57:45,751 --> 00:57:48,042
but not cuter than me.
- No.
873
00:57:50,667 --> 00:57:53,751
But tell your friends to keep an eye on you
when you take it.
874
00:57:53,917 --> 00:57:56,084
Yeah.
Can I still screw when I'm on it?
875
00:57:56,251 --> 00:57:58,834
For sure. Like a rabbit.
876
00:58:02,917 --> 00:58:04,292
There.
- Oh.
877
00:58:09,709 --> 00:58:11,251
Let him in, he's with me.
878
00:58:11,584 --> 00:58:12,751
Go ahead, kid.
879
00:58:13,917 --> 00:58:16,751
Where are the drinks?
- Burak, how much did you drink?
880
00:58:17,209 --> 00:58:19,792
He grinded up on me from behind again.
881
00:58:43,417 --> 00:58:45,917
Are you an alcoholic or what?
Gimme that!
882
00:58:47,417 --> 00:58:51,209
Hey party people! What's up?
I thought you're studying?
883
00:58:51,376 --> 00:58:55,251
OMG, go away. You're the oldest
person here. That's so embarrassing!
884
00:58:55,584 --> 00:58:57,292
Oh, thank you.
885
00:59:00,584 --> 00:59:02,751
What? I thought we could hang out a bit.
886
00:59:03,334 --> 00:59:06,751
Teachers and students.
Dream team, quality time. Huh?
887
00:59:09,834 --> 00:59:11,709
I used to party here. I loved it!
888
00:59:11,876 --> 00:59:14,959
Wanna do a selfie? This is so cool!
- OMG, let's go.
889
00:59:15,126 --> 00:59:16,334
Me too!
- No!
890
00:59:16,501 --> 00:59:18,001
Yes!
'No!
891
00:59:23,667 --> 00:59:25,959
I don't feel anything.
Shit!
892
00:59:27,501 --> 00:59:29,834
Stop embarrassing us!
893
00:59:31,084 --> 00:59:32,917
Short time-out!
894
00:59:37,876 --> 00:59:42,917
Chantal, Daniel,
Burak and Zeynep!
895
00:59:43,084 --> 00:59:45,917
Thanks for partying
with your teachers tonight!
896
00:59:50,042 --> 00:59:54,084
You are my absolute favorite students!
897
01:00:00,126 --> 01:00:02,501
Okay, time to go home
and do your homework!
898
01:00:10,209 --> 01:00:12,959
Britney!
899
01:00:31,542 --> 01:00:32,792
Biggi!
900
01:00:33,126 --> 01:00:35,334
I am Britney!
901
01:00:35,501 --> 01:00:38,417
No, I'm Britney, you are Madonna.
902
01:00:39,292 --> 01:00:40,917
Hey, Bias"
903
01:01:32,167 --> 01:01:33,751
Hey, Madonna!
904
01:01:33,917 --> 01:01:35,709
When is your new record out?
905
01:01:36,042 --> 01:01:39,834
Tomorrow is school.
What was in that drink?
906
01:01:40,001 --> 01:01:41,751
Why are you shouting?
- The music!
907
01:01:42,084 --> 01:01:44,709
There is no more music, you're tripping!
908
01:01:44,876 --> 01:01:48,542
It's not your music!
- Hey, I'm Britney!
909
01:01:48,876 --> 01:01:50,959
Get in!
- I don't want to.
910
01:01:51,292 --> 01:01:53,667
Danger, Laura, get in the car!
911
01:01:54,001 --> 01:01:56,542
Worst evening ever.
912
01:01:59,709 --> 01:02:01,917
Hey, where do I live?
913
01:02:08,709 --> 01:02:10,876
It's so dangerous
as an attractive young woman,
914
01:02:11,209 --> 01:02:13,584
people are always putting something
in your drink.
915
01:02:15,917 --> 01:02:19,626
Miller and Enzberger,
to the Principal's office, ASAP-issimo.
916
01:02:19,959 --> 01:02:22,542
It's like with George Orwell.
- You get used to it.
917
01:02:31,292 --> 01:02:34,126
This is trending.
And no matter how often I watch it,
918
01:02:34,292 --> 01:02:37,084
I can't seem to find
the pedagogical value in it.
919
01:02:37,251 --> 01:02:39,751
I think someone was...
- Pardon?
920
01:02:40,084 --> 01:02:42,501
Impersonating me.
- Were you on drugs?
921
01:02:42,834 --> 01:02:46,376
And why would you do such a thing?
- Now the whole surprise is ruined,
922
01:02:47,251 --> 01:02:50,126
It's part of the anti-bullying seminar.
923
01:02:50,292 --> 01:02:54,167
Ms. Enzberger needed a hashtag
for the seminar, and this is part of it.
924
01:02:54,334 --> 01:02:59,459
To make the students aware of how fast
such embarrassing videos can spread online.
925
01:03:00,209 --> 01:03:03,251
And then reconsider their behavior?
926
01:03:07,834 --> 01:03:10,459
I'm holding the seminar?
We have to report the theft.
927
01:03:10,792 --> 01:03:14,751
If you get the cops involved, she'll be
kicked out of school and that's it.
928
01:03:15,084 --> 01:03:18,417
What is the hashtag?
-"Stop shaming".
929
01:03:18,751 --> 01:03:21,542
"Stop WebShaming", I think it was.
- Yeah, right.
930
01:03:21,876 --> 01:03:25,876
You have a budget for the seminar.
Weren't you going to get an expert?
931
01:03:26,209 --> 01:03:28,001
What a little busy bee.
932
01:03:28,792 --> 01:03:31,209
Wants to do everything herself.
933
01:03:31,542 --> 01:03:33,292
All right, fine.
934
01:03:44,084 --> 01:03:47,834
Zeynep! Amrei is meeting someone.
Yeah, I'm on it.
935
01:03:49,417 --> 01:03:51,917
The emos are chilling at the cemetery.
936
01:03:52,251 --> 01:03:54,626
I'll call back later.
-lsabell!
937
01:03:59,667 --> 01:04:01,834
Are you crazy? lsabell?
938
01:04:03,126 --> 01:04:04,334
Let go of me!
939
01:04:05,001 --> 01:04:06,959
You don't understand a thing!
940
01:04:07,292 --> 01:04:10,709
I'm meeting someone!
- You come back! I want you to fight!
941
01:04:11,042 --> 01:04:13,542
And I'm taking away your computer
for good!
942
01:04:39,167 --> 01:04:41,251
Are you lsabell?
943
01:04:41,709 --> 01:04:43,667
Yeah.
- Wow...
944
01:04:44,001 --> 01:04:48,042
It's so strange meeting for the first time
in person, after all the chatting.
945
01:04:48,834 --> 01:04:50,792
Yeah, so what's up?
946
01:04:52,959 --> 01:04:55,459
I mean, I'm in such a shitty mood again.
947
01:04:55,792 --> 01:05:00,334
I have the mobile home. My grandpa
didn't notice that I stole the keys.
948
01:05:00,667 --> 01:05:02,751
I have everything for the party, too.
949
01:05:04,126 --> 01:05:07,667
You don't look so sick.
- You're saying that to a cancer patient?
950
01:05:08,001 --> 01:05:09,501
Oh, Amrei!
951
01:05:10,251 --> 01:05:13,084
Oh, god, I'm sorry.
I know it doesn't always show.
952
01:05:13,417 --> 01:05:15,459
That's okay.
I'm wearing heavy make-up.
953
01:05:18,501 --> 01:05:19,876
Ow.
954
01:05:20,209 --> 01:05:23,792
Tell me if my nose starts to bleed.
That happens sometimes.
955
01:05:26,001 --> 01:05:28,959
I really liked your poem about Hades.
956
01:05:29,126 --> 01:05:31,292
That we'll all go to Hades
and be free at last.
957
01:05:32,584 --> 01:05:34,917
Yeah, thanks. So sweet of you.
958
01:05:38,126 --> 01:05:41,417
I have everything you need
to hide out until it's time.
959
01:05:41,584 --> 01:05:43,501
No more online contact. It's safer.
960
01:05:43,834 --> 01:05:45,834
But next Wednesday we meet at the pier.
961
01:05:46,001 --> 01:05:49,959
Here's the address. if it gets too cold,
call and I'll bring you some blankets.
962
01:05:50,126 --> 01:05:51,626
I'll do that.
963
01:05:51,959 --> 01:05:53,792
Come on, Ines.
964
01:05:55,251 --> 01:05:56,917
See you soon, companion.
965
01:05:57,626 --> 01:05:59,542
Yeah... take it easy.
966
01:06:01,584 --> 01:06:04,167
That's such a beautiful gravestone.
967
01:06:04,334 --> 01:06:06,167
I'd like one just like it.
968
01:06:08,959 --> 01:06:10,376
So, Ploppi,
969
01:06:10,709 --> 01:06:13,626
they want to run away,
to a town... I forgot the name.
970
01:06:13,959 --> 01:06:17,084
They want to be free.
I think they have problems at home.
971
01:06:17,251 --> 01:06:20,417
Chantal, you have to stop them.
- Relax, I'm on it.
972
01:06:20,584 --> 01:06:24,001
I want to find out a little more.
Maybe I can interview them.
973
01:06:24,334 --> 01:06:27,584
"Runaways in Private".
Do you think that could be a good article?
974
01:06:27,751 --> 01:06:31,334
When will you give her my letter?
- OMG, it's always about you!
975
01:06:36,626 --> 01:06:38,751
Piss off!
Hey, piss off!
976
01:06:40,001 --> 01:06:41,959
Is this the Paralympics or what?
977
01:06:42,292 --> 01:06:43,667
Get her, Mats!
978
01:06:46,251 --> 01:06:48,376
You jerk!
979
01:06:53,542 --> 01:06:55,001
Who was that?
980
01:06:57,167 --> 01:06:59,584
Good morning! Okay.
- Morning.
981
01:07:00,334 --> 01:07:03,626
Sure, there are anti-bullying experts
for 250 euros.
982
01:07:03,959 --> 01:07:06,876
But we teachers
keep getting new challenges.
983
01:07:07,042 --> 01:07:09,584
Bullying, some of you might think,
984
01:07:10,626 --> 01:07:13,834
is something we can deal with
in the schoolyard.
985
01:07:14,001 --> 01:07:18,292
No, we can't.
We'll deal with it here today, together.
986
01:07:18,626 --> 01:07:20,167
Remember the annual sports event,
987
01:07:20,334 --> 01:07:23,876
when Ariane ran the 200-meter race
like crazy?
988
01:07:24,209 --> 01:07:26,459
She left everyone in the dust,
right Ariane?
989
01:07:26,792 --> 01:07:29,751
Yup.
- But she stopped, just before the finish.
990
01:07:30,459 --> 01:07:34,542
I shouted, "Ariane, keep running!
You're winning!"
991
01:07:35,042 --> 01:07:37,042
And what did you say?
-"No, no, no."
992
01:07:37,209 --> 01:07:40,709
Ariane waited.
She wanted everyone to finish together.
993
01:07:40,876 --> 01:07:45,126
She took her best friend's hand and
finished with her. Then what did you say?
994
01:07:45,917 --> 01:07:49,334
"We'll do it together."
- We'll do it... together.
995
01:07:50,209 --> 01:07:53,042
We will do it together!
996
01:07:53,376 --> 01:07:57,334
That's the line I want you to remember
after this seminar is over.
997
01:07:57,501 --> 01:08:02,042
Okay, who wants to share
what it feels like when people bully you?
998
01:08:03,126 --> 01:08:05,501
So everyone knows what it means.
999
01:08:07,209 --> 01:08:08,834
Who has the courage?
1000
01:08:12,167 --> 01:08:13,751
Take your time.
1001
01:08:15,084 --> 01:08:17,292
Oh, man!
- My eyes are burning!
1002
01:08:17,626 --> 01:08:20,126
Maybe not that much time.
- Me.
1003
01:08:20,917 --> 01:08:22,501
Okay, wow.
Come on up.
1004
01:08:23,709 --> 01:08:24,917
Mr. Miller!
1005
01:08:25,251 --> 01:08:28,584
Tell us who mistreated you
in the teachers' room.
1006
01:08:30,834 --> 01:08:34,042
Well, there's this kid who...
1007
01:08:34,376 --> 01:08:37,042
He annoys me.
- Danger.
1008
01:08:37,376 --> 01:08:40,542
I didn't like him,
because he's weak and he's afraid.
1009
01:08:40,709 --> 01:08:42,542
Horrible traits.
1010
01:08:43,292 --> 01:08:45,459
The kid I'm talking about is...
1011
01:08:47,876 --> 01:08:50,001
No, I won't tell you.
1012
01:08:50,334 --> 01:08:52,959
He lived in an orphanage
after his mother died.
1013
01:08:53,292 --> 01:08:55,834
He's too skinny, looks like a gypsy,
and he stinks.
1014
01:08:56,167 --> 01:08:59,167
Danger!
- Now we know who it is.
1015
01:08:59,334 --> 01:09:02,917
He doesn't shower because the older kids
stuff soap in his mouth,
1016
01:09:03,084 --> 01:09:06,167
and hold the showerhead in his face
until he can't breathe.
1017
01:09:06,501 --> 01:09:10,126
At school no one wants to sit next to him
because he's dirty.
1018
01:09:11,209 --> 01:09:16,501
He doesn't wash his T-shirt because it
has a sweat stain that looks like Tupac.
1019
01:09:18,501 --> 01:09:22,251
Everyone calls him gypsy.
No one asks how he's doing.
1020
01:09:23,626 --> 01:09:26,542
Then he starts smoking.
But not cigarettes, crack.
1021
01:09:26,709 --> 01:09:28,834
He thinks it makes him cooler.
1022
01:09:29,167 --> 01:09:33,751
He just wants to be part of the game, or
have a teacher ask if everything's okay.
1023
01:09:34,084 --> 01:09:36,917
But no one asks,
and no one notices anything.
1024
01:09:37,251 --> 01:09:41,459
Not even when he starts skipping school.
He could vanish and nobody would notice.
1025
01:09:41,792 --> 01:09:46,126
And why don't you like the boy?
- I said I didn't like him.
1026
01:09:46,459 --> 01:09:49,709
Because I don't like to be
reminded of him.
1027
01:09:50,042 --> 01:09:54,167
But I think they would've thought twice
if they'd heard his story or why he stinks.
1028
01:09:54,917 --> 01:09:57,917
Because he's afraid
to use the showers.
1029
01:09:58,084 --> 01:10:02,167
Or that they tattooed a penis
on his shoulder with a knitting needle,
1030
01:10:02,376 --> 01:10:04,584
which is why he won't take part in sports.
1031
01:10:04,917 --> 01:10:08,751
I didn't like him because
he never learned how to ask for help.
1032
01:10:10,126 --> 01:10:12,042
He could've found his way more easily,
1033
01:10:12,209 --> 01:10:14,417
and become something other than...
1034
01:10:14,584 --> 01:10:16,417
a teacher.
1035
01:10:16,751 --> 01:10:20,251
Who's he talking about?
- Why do you think I have this lame tribal?
1036
01:10:21,709 --> 01:10:24,917
But I'll pay for anyone's tattoo
who has a penis on their shoulder.
1037
01:10:25,084 --> 01:10:27,084
Okay, I broke the ice.
1038
01:10:29,209 --> 01:10:30,917
Thank you, Mr. Miller.
1039
01:10:32,209 --> 01:10:34,042
Who else dares to speak up?
1040
01:10:35,126 --> 01:10:37,209
Come on. Go ahead.
1041
01:10:37,376 --> 01:10:39,292
Be brave.
1042
01:10:39,751 --> 01:10:41,626
Justin. Come on up.
1043
01:10:47,959 --> 01:10:50,292
At the speed of light!
1044
01:10:52,084 --> 01:10:55,417
Justin, what's the worst thing
the others did to you?
1045
01:10:55,751 --> 01:10:59,251
They tied me to the drone
in my underpants.
1046
01:11:00,001 --> 01:11:04,959
Then they posted pictures of it
in the WhatsApp group and added me,
1047
01:11:05,834 --> 01:11:08,001
so I would see the photos.
1048
01:11:08,251 --> 01:11:10,917
And everyone threatened to do it again
1049
01:11:11,834 --> 01:11:13,042
if I told anyone.
1050
01:11:13,209 --> 01:11:17,042
I have to add that your WhatsApp groups
are really anti-social, guys!
1051
01:11:17,209 --> 01:11:20,584
I was photographed from behind
picking something up.
1052
01:11:20,751 --> 01:11:24,042
That was not okay.
My ass looked huge.
1053
01:11:25,417 --> 01:11:27,251
My mom wanted to call the police,
1054
01:11:27,584 --> 01:11:32,167
but I said I'd handle it on my own,
because I'm not a baby anymore.
1055
01:11:33,709 --> 01:11:37,834
And I told you to take it off Facebook.
1056
01:11:38,542 --> 01:11:41,626
And you said you would...
if I jump off the roof
1057
01:11:42,667 --> 01:11:44,084
shouting "I can fly."
1058
01:11:47,042 --> 01:11:49,126
And my bone was sticking out,
1059
01:11:49,292 --> 01:11:51,167
and I didn't even cry.
1060
01:11:51,376 --> 01:11:54,126
I thought someone
might visit me at the hospital,
1061
01:11:54,292 --> 01:11:56,501
but not even my best friend came.
1062
01:11:56,834 --> 01:12:00,209
Because they told him
that if he visited me...
1063
01:12:01,334 --> 01:12:03,876
You said we were best friends!
1064
01:12:04,167 --> 01:12:05,459
Willy,
1065
01:12:05,792 --> 01:12:09,167
why didn't you stick by me?
- I'm sorry.
1066
01:12:10,084 --> 01:12:13,667
I'd just like to know what it's like
when everyone sticks together.
1067
01:12:14,001 --> 01:12:18,042
Like in the movies, where the outsiders
are always cool in the end.
1068
01:12:18,376 --> 01:12:21,501
Show them why you wear the mask.
Go on.
1069
01:12:28,792 --> 01:12:32,001
My aunt has one, too.
A 'branding' or something.
1070
01:12:38,751 --> 01:12:40,709
Sorry, that wasn't cool of us.
1071
01:12:41,042 --> 01:12:42,251
Hey!
1072
01:12:42,584 --> 01:12:45,001
Let's all get undressed! For Justin!
1073
01:12:45,542 --> 01:12:48,626
Yeah, we'll all take a photo together.
In underwear, too!
1074
01:12:48,792 --> 01:12:52,042
Yeah! Come on, everybody!
- Let's do it!
1075
01:13:01,001 --> 01:13:03,834
Please remember to use the hashtag
"StopWebShaming,"
1076
01:13:04,167 --> 01:13:07,292
for which Chantal and I
already made a little video.
1077
01:13:21,042 --> 01:13:23,334
I'm getting a boner
with all these naked chicks.
1078
01:13:23,501 --> 01:13:25,501
OMG, you didn't really say that!
1079
01:13:25,667 --> 01:13:29,917
If you get any closer to me with your
sweaty smell, I swear I'll kill you.
1080
01:13:30,084 --> 01:13:34,584
Are you bullying me for having feelings?
What did you just learn?
1081
01:13:34,751 --> 01:13:37,667
Please accept my penis!
1082
01:13:37,834 --> 01:13:39,542
Go away, dude!
1083
01:13:39,709 --> 01:13:41,417
Oh, god!
1084
01:13:41,751 --> 01:13:45,167
Okay kids, everyone can get dressed again.
That's enough, thanks.
1085
01:13:48,917 --> 01:13:50,209
Thanks.
1086
01:13:51,292 --> 01:13:53,292
Hello! I have something to say, too.
1087
01:13:53,876 --> 01:13:57,709
So far. it's been all about the ugly kids,
and the retar... Okay, never mind.
1088
01:13:58,209 --> 01:14:01,584
I wanted to say
that it's a little like bullying
1089
01:14:01,751 --> 01:14:05,626
when you've been at the school
for so many years, like me,
1090
01:14:05,959 --> 01:14:08,126
and suddenly you realize
1091
01:14:08,501 --> 01:14:11,209
that none of the teachers
believe in you.
1092
01:14:11,376 --> 01:14:12,626
You know?
1093
01:14:13,501 --> 01:14:17,126
Like, if nobody believes in you at home,
and you realize it's the same at school,
1094
01:14:17,834 --> 01:14:21,667
somehow it's as if the door to the future
is being held shut,
1095
01:14:21,834 --> 01:14:23,709
and you can't get through.
1096
01:14:23,876 --> 01:14:26,167
Chanti, you badass!
- Yeah, Chanti!
1097
01:14:32,584 --> 01:14:33,626
Well,
1098
01:14:33,959 --> 01:14:37,459
I'll admit it's sometimes hard to believe
that people can rise to the occasion.
1099
01:14:37,792 --> 01:14:42,167
But if you or anyone else here writes
a very good article for the school paper,
1100
01:14:42,417 --> 01:14:47,626
that would really help our school. So yes,
I do hope, and I believe in you, Chantal.
1101
01:14:49,376 --> 01:14:51,501
Thank you, Ms. Gerster.
1102
01:14:52,126 --> 01:14:54,084
Goodness, please.
- Just a sec.
1103
01:14:54,417 --> 01:14:57,459
Okay, and now let's take a photo
for
1104
01:14:59,626 --> 01:15:01,334
Smile...
1105
01:15:02,626 --> 01:15:05,001
Ooops!
- Honestly, Chantal!
1106
01:15:06,417 --> 01:15:09,042
Ms. Enzberger, this is a bit too cozy.
It's awkward.
1107
01:15:09,751 --> 01:15:12,667
Okay, kids, that was it.
Back to class.
1108
01:15:12,834 --> 01:15:16,042
I learned a lot, I hope you did too.
Bye.
1109
01:15:22,334 --> 01:15:25,084
Interview, Class Fart,
Leimbach-Knorr tells all.
1110
01:15:27,417 --> 01:15:31,126
Without Spanx, would you wear
two sizes larger, yes or no?
1111
01:15:31,459 --> 01:15:34,751
Would you rather date
a 16- or an 18-year-old?
1112
01:15:34,917 --> 01:15:36,376
Did you know Hitler personally?
1113
01:15:36,709 --> 01:15:38,876
Excuse me?
- If so, what was he like?
1114
01:15:39,209 --> 01:15:41,292
You're nuts.
- How often do you have sex?
1115
01:15:41,459 --> 01:15:45,209
You think these yellow press questions
will win the Class Fart an award?
1116
01:15:46,876 --> 01:15:48,667
What is this?
1117
01:15:50,292 --> 01:15:53,834
You will not print this.
- The editorial board already approved it.
1118
01:15:54,167 --> 01:15:56,334
There's no one on the board besides you.
1119
01:15:56,667 --> 01:16:00,584
Ingrid, since I've been in charge,
the Class Fart is super-successful!
1120
01:16:00,751 --> 01:16:02,292
We're not on a first-name basis.
1121
01:16:02,459 --> 01:16:05,417
Leave now and you'll get nominated
for "worst teacher outfit".
1122
01:16:05,751 --> 01:16:07,042
Successful?
1123
01:16:07,542 --> 01:16:10,292
Mr. Miller secretly buys every single copy.
1124
01:16:10,459 --> 01:16:13,501
Who do you think wants to read this?
- Yeah, right.
1125
01:16:13,667 --> 01:16:16,292
Check the boiler room.
He wants to impress Ms. Gerster,
1126
01:16:16,459 --> 01:16:19,417
so he makes up all kinds of nonsense.
1127
01:16:19,751 --> 01:16:23,584
You know what you really need?
Someone to tell you how it really is.
1128
01:16:23,917 --> 01:16:28,542
You and your hoodlums will never
pass the performance test.
1129
01:16:29,834 --> 01:16:32,126
These ashtrays!
1130
01:16:34,084 --> 01:16:36,792
OMG, no! She's lying.
1131
01:16:52,501 --> 01:16:55,042
Look what I found in the boiler room!
1132
01:16:55,376 --> 01:16:57,001
You're wins!
"No!
1133
01:16:57,334 --> 01:17:01,042
And those essays weren't ours either!
He just made it all up to look good!
1134
01:17:01,751 --> 01:17:03,917
I'm a crappy journalist!
1135
01:17:04,834 --> 01:17:06,917
And you're all failures too.
1136
01:17:07,251 --> 01:17:09,084
We'll never amount to anything. Never.
1137
01:17:09,417 --> 01:17:12,667
But I can sing. That part was true.
- No, you can't!
1138
01:17:13,001 --> 01:17:15,584
Why would he do that?
- He wants us to be motivated.
1139
01:17:15,917 --> 01:17:18,667
So we think we're real people
and pass the performance test.
1140
01:17:19,001 --> 01:17:20,459
So we'll study and stuff.
1141
01:17:20,792 --> 01:17:23,209
But we'll never be normal people!
1142
01:17:23,376 --> 01:17:25,501
We're damned to be
what came out at the JIC!
1143
01:17:25,834 --> 01:17:28,126
Geriatric nurse!
1144
01:17:31,667 --> 01:17:34,084
I'm having a negative orgasm.
1145
01:17:34,251 --> 01:17:37,209
Archeetect always felt weird to me.
1146
01:17:41,459 --> 01:17:42,376
ART CLUB EXHIBIT
1147
01:17:42,542 --> 01:17:44,584
It looks like a baby made mine.
1148
01:17:47,501 --> 01:17:49,292
I don't want to be a baby anymore!
1149
01:18:13,209 --> 01:18:15,251
I hit the wrong note there.
1150
01:18:19,709 --> 01:18:22,876
That wasn't professional to you?
- Calm down, bro.
1151
01:18:27,459 --> 01:18:29,167
We shouldn't have trusted him.
1152
01:18:36,709 --> 01:18:40,042
Mr. Miller, you butthead!
Come on out!
1153
01:18:40,376 --> 01:18:42,042
Thanks for all the lies!
1154
01:18:42,376 --> 01:18:44,667
Those weren't our childhood essays!
1155
01:18:45,001 --> 01:18:48,042
You fucked with us!
We're failures!
1156
01:18:48,376 --> 01:18:49,834
Fuck school!
1157
01:18:52,251 --> 01:18:54,542
Why isn't it burning?
- Give me a real bottle!
1158
01:18:54,876 --> 01:18:56,751
Are those Molotov cocktails?
1159
01:18:57,084 --> 01:19:00,542
Yeah, in a plastic bottle.
- We don't have a future!
1160
01:19:03,417 --> 01:19:05,751
You said
you'd let me out in front of school.
1161
01:19:07,334 --> 01:19:09,751
This is so embarrassing!
1162
01:19:20,917 --> 01:19:23,376
Why are the Smurfs on your iPod?
1163
01:19:23,709 --> 01:19:26,459
Turn it off! It's my sister's!
1164
01:19:26,792 --> 01:19:28,209
Stupid kid!
1165
01:19:31,459 --> 01:19:32,542
Here.
1166
01:19:33,209 --> 01:19:34,501
Daniel, don't overdo it!
1167
01:19:34,834 --> 01:19:36,584
Or what? Huh?
1168
01:19:41,876 --> 01:19:45,459
I thought you could use a little
motivation. Now don't freak out!
1169
01:19:45,626 --> 01:19:50,084
You were the only teacher who told us
the truth, but you're like all the rest!
1170
01:19:50,251 --> 01:19:54,584
We want the answers to the exam, or else
we'll tell the police everything about you!
1171
01:19:54,751 --> 01:19:56,084
Hey!
1172
01:19:58,542 --> 01:20:00,126
What... what was that?
1173
01:20:00,959 --> 01:20:02,667
Theater Club!
1174
01:20:06,334 --> 01:20:07,667
Shit.
1175
01:20:12,709 --> 01:20:14,959
Have a good lunch!
- You too!
1176
01:20:21,709 --> 01:20:23,876
FEDERAL MINISTRY
OF EDUCATION
1177
01:20:55,334 --> 01:20:56,917
WRONG PASSWORD
1178
01:21:11,667 --> 01:21:13,626
Eckhart, this is Erika
from Schiller School.
1179
01:21:13,792 --> 01:21:16,334
The test better be hard.
No more gifts to Gudrun.
1180
01:21:16,501 --> 01:21:18,042
STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL
1181
01:21:18,209 --> 01:21:22,292
And please set the graduation assignments.
Other states already have theirs.
1182
01:21:22,626 --> 01:21:24,334
Oh, shut up.
1183
01:21:25,626 --> 01:21:27,709
PERFORMANCE TEST - GERMAN
1184
01:21:30,792 --> 01:21:32,542
READING ASSIGNMENTS
1185
01:21:34,584 --> 01:21:37,876
"Faust ll"?
Oh god, there's more than one part.
1186
01:21:38,792 --> 01:21:40,959
This is child abuse.
1187
01:21:43,459 --> 01:21:46,001
"THE GODFATHER"
1188
01:21:46,709 --> 01:21:48,542
At least I know that one.
1189
01:21:49,542 --> 01:21:52,917
And then, all of a sudden,
my copy card was blocked.
1190
01:21:53,251 --> 01:21:55,292
So I call the technician,
1191
01:21:55,626 --> 01:21:57,626
but of course no one comes!
- Really?
1192
01:21:57,959 --> 01:22:01,042
So I took apart the whole machine,
piece by piece.
1193
01:22:01,376 --> 01:22:03,167
We're looking for Mr. Miller.
1194
01:22:03,334 --> 01:22:06,167
His Art Club applied for
a scholarship.
1195
01:22:06,709 --> 01:22:07,834
That's me.
1196
01:22:08,584 --> 01:22:09,709
Oh.
1197
01:22:10,042 --> 01:22:13,709
We'll have a look at the pieces.
Where's the exhibit?
1198
01:22:13,876 --> 01:22:16,292
Upstairs, but...
- Oh, upstairs!
1199
01:22:19,251 --> 01:22:20,834
But I'm not sure if...
1200
01:22:25,167 --> 01:22:27,751
Niki di Saint Fail!
1201
01:22:35,667 --> 01:22:38,709
What do you think?
- You watched 'Ghost' too often.
1202
01:22:44,751 --> 01:22:47,126
There's no sign on that one.
- Danger!
1203
01:22:49,334 --> 01:22:51,001
It fell over.
1204
01:22:54,084 --> 01:22:56,959
What's the piece called?
- What's he on about?
1205
01:22:58,167 --> 01:23:00,626
"What's He On About." That's funny.
1206
01:23:00,917 --> 01:23:03,459
We'd like to add it to the catalogue.
- Why?
1207
01:23:03,626 --> 01:23:08,334
We want to give you a scholarship.
And you'll get a museum subscription.
1208
01:23:08,501 --> 01:23:12,126
Maybe you can study art after graduation.
- But I'm not good at school.
1209
01:23:12,459 --> 01:23:14,584
Doesn't matter,
as long as you graduate.
1210
01:23:14,917 --> 01:23:17,542
What you've done here is special. Angry.
1211
01:23:18,292 --> 01:23:19,876
And sad.
1212
01:23:20,042 --> 01:23:24,001
In schools we mostly see conformist crap.
This packs a punch.
1213
01:23:24,626 --> 01:23:26,376
Dope.
1214
01:23:35,917 --> 01:23:37,917
Eew, fish!
1215
01:23:41,209 --> 01:23:43,292
Awesome job, Danger.
- Right on, bro.
1216
01:23:43,459 --> 01:23:45,417
So who's dumb now? Boo-hoo-hoo.
1217
01:23:45,584 --> 01:23:49,459
"We're failures. You lied to us.
Blah-blah-blah." Look at Danger.
1218
01:23:50,084 --> 01:23:52,292
What he can do
you can do too.
1219
01:23:54,167 --> 01:23:57,459
But see if I care. Here,
the answers for the performance test.
1220
01:23:57,792 --> 01:24:01,001
Copy it, memorize it,
begin your lives with a lie.
1221
01:24:02,584 --> 01:24:05,001
I know what I'm talking about.
1222
01:24:06,167 --> 01:24:09,459
You can get away with it until your 20s,
then it's all downhill.
1223
01:24:10,167 --> 01:24:13,459
You'll never know what you're capable of
if you don't even try.
1224
01:24:13,792 --> 01:24:18,876
School is the only place you can rise
above yourselves. If you don't get it here,
1225
01:24:19,042 --> 01:24:21,542
then life will fuck you over.
1226
01:24:26,167 --> 01:24:29,459
If the door to your future
is being held shut,
1227
01:24:29,792 --> 01:24:33,001
then kick it in, Chantal!
1228
01:24:38,459 --> 01:24:39,667
Your decision.
1229
01:24:45,251 --> 01:24:47,667
The answers!
- Wait!
1230
01:24:48,751 --> 01:24:50,126
Why?
1231
01:25:00,417 --> 01:25:02,042
Mr. Miller!
1232
01:25:02,376 --> 01:25:03,917
I know I'm good!
1233
01:25:04,251 --> 01:25:06,417
I believe in myself,
and I believe you!
1234
01:25:08,334 --> 01:25:10,876
Go study.
- Okay!
1235
01:25:17,334 --> 01:25:19,876
But how do you do that?
1236
01:25:28,001 --> 01:25:29,959
What?
- We want to know how to study.
1237
01:25:31,626 --> 01:25:33,376
In return, we'll help you in sports class.
1238
01:25:35,209 --> 01:25:38,876
For each class, there's a book
with reference material in the back.
1239
01:25:39,042 --> 01:25:40,917
For every book there's another book?
1240
01:25:42,042 --> 01:25:45,126
Yes, Chantal.
- And how do you find them?
1241
01:25:46,292 --> 01:25:48,459
Under the author's last name.
1242
01:25:49,709 --> 01:25:51,209
Oh, wow.
1243
01:26:41,042 --> 01:26:43,376
So many letters!
1244
01:26:44,084 --> 01:26:45,584
And words!
1245
01:27:28,251 --> 01:27:29,792
Are you losers?
- No!
1246
01:27:29,959 --> 01:27:31,334
Are you dumb?
- No!
1247
01:27:31,501 --> 01:27:33,667
Do you believe in yourselves?
- Yeah!
1248
01:27:35,084 --> 01:27:36,709
I'm excited, guys.
- With adverb?
1249
01:27:36,876 --> 01:27:39,042
Deeply excited.
- We're so good.
1250
01:27:40,417 --> 01:27:44,251
Good luck. Jammer is active.
No more googling. We start now!
1251
01:27:46,876 --> 01:27:48,751
11TH GRADE PERFORMANCE TEST
1252
01:28:15,876 --> 01:28:17,084
Oh my god!
1253
01:28:18,792 --> 01:28:20,542
Mr. Miller!
1254
01:28:22,959 --> 01:28:25,501
We can stay at school
and try for A-levels.
1255
01:28:25,834 --> 01:28:26,834
That's right.
1256
01:28:27,167 --> 01:28:30,209
And I'm working on the best article.
- Very good.
1257
01:28:30,542 --> 01:28:31,959
We all passed!
1258
01:28:32,292 --> 01:28:34,126
Mr. Miller had known it.
1259
01:28:34,459 --> 01:28:37,376
Always this past-Heidi-Klum-perfect.
- Huh?
1260
01:28:38,209 --> 01:28:40,001
Nothing, never mind.
1261
01:28:41,084 --> 01:28:42,667
Mr. Miller.
1262
01:28:43,001 --> 01:28:45,376
Ploppi, Ploppi,
give me the love letter.
1263
01:28:47,501 --> 01:28:48,792
Don't bend it.
1264
01:28:49,542 --> 01:28:50,834
"O-1-1-o..."
1265
01:28:51,167 --> 01:28:52,459
Whatever.
1266
01:29:03,709 --> 01:29:05,959
So this is your grandpa's?
- Yes.
1267
01:29:08,001 --> 01:29:10,917
A friend of mine
drives without a license too.
1268
01:29:18,584 --> 01:29:20,667
So cute, with all the candles!
1269
01:29:23,501 --> 01:29:24,834
Uh... okay.
1270
01:29:38,209 --> 01:29:41,751
I'm so glad we're taking this journey.
- Yeah, there's something I need to say.
1271
01:29:42,084 --> 01:29:44,792
To freedom.
- Girls, you sure drink a lot, but okay.
1272
01:29:45,126 --> 01:29:49,001
Cheers to beers
and legs behind your ears.
1273
01:29:51,542 --> 01:29:53,251
Yuck, what is this?
1274
01:29:53,584 --> 01:29:55,751
Emo Colada, or what?
1275
01:30:01,667 --> 01:30:03,001
Okay, no homo!
1276
01:30:05,417 --> 01:30:07,292
Hades, here we come. Together.
1277
01:30:07,626 --> 01:30:09,792
Yeah, what I wanted to say is,
1278
01:30:10,126 --> 01:30:12,584
I can't go to Hades with you, because
1279
01:30:12,834 --> 01:30:16,834
I studied so hard for this one test,
and, yeah, I passed!
1280
01:30:17,126 --> 01:30:19,917
Besides. I have something for you
from Ploppi.
1281
01:30:20,751 --> 01:30:22,584
Who's that?
- Etienne.
1282
01:30:25,167 --> 01:30:26,334
My companion.
1283
01:30:30,084 --> 01:30:32,501
How do you know him?
- So. I suggest
1284
01:30:32,834 --> 01:30:35,251
that we talk a bit about your problems,
1285
01:30:35,501 --> 01:30:40,042
along the lines of "smart people can be
bummed too", then we'll take some photos.
1286
01:30:42,584 --> 01:30:44,251
That heater sure stinks, huh?
1287
01:30:45,334 --> 01:30:48,792
Anyway, maybe we could take a picture
for my article too,
1288
01:30:48,959 --> 01:30:51,792
showing you meeting Ploppi,
where it looks like
1289
01:30:52,126 --> 01:30:55,542
he's stopping you just before
you run away from home. Yeah?
1290
01:30:55,709 --> 01:30:57,584
So, question...
1291
01:30:57,751 --> 01:31:00,709
Hey, this is really kicking in.
-lsabell?
1292
01:31:01,459 --> 01:31:04,167
We just drank a toast.
We're going to die.
1293
01:31:06,209 --> 01:31:08,709
I thought this is
a booze cruise to Hades?
1294
01:31:08,876 --> 01:31:11,251
Hades is the Greek underworld.
What did you think?
1295
01:31:11,584 --> 01:31:14,751
Uh, I thought it's a party location
in Bulgaria.
1296
01:31:16,209 --> 01:31:17,917
You're having delusions.
1297
01:31:23,501 --> 01:31:25,834
OMG, you want to kill yourselves!
1298
01:31:26,001 --> 01:31:28,626
Honey, we agreed on all this in the forum.
1299
01:31:28,792 --> 01:31:32,042
Remember, lsabell? You have cancer.
- But he loves you!
1300
01:31:34,251 --> 01:31:35,709
No one loves us.
1301
01:31:38,542 --> 01:31:41,042
And once we're asleep, it'll all go fast.
1302
01:31:41,876 --> 01:31:44,709
No, but I don't want to die.
I don't have cancer!
1303
01:31:46,334 --> 01:31:48,126
It's okay, you're just scared.
1304
01:31:48,459 --> 01:31:52,376
That's normal. But you said
we have to give each other strength,
1305
01:31:52,542 --> 01:31:55,959
to go through with this together.
Now be strong, lsabell.
1306
01:31:57,001 --> 01:31:59,084
But you have to read the love letter.
1307
01:32:11,792 --> 01:32:13,376
This is nice.
1308
01:32:15,126 --> 01:32:17,584
What was in that drink?
1309
01:32:22,001 --> 01:32:23,001
No...
1310
01:32:27,417 --> 01:32:29,584
Siri...
1311
01:32:29,917 --> 01:32:31,167
Ploppi.
1312
01:32:31,501 --> 01:32:32,834
Ploppi, Etienne.
1313
01:32:37,042 --> 01:32:40,084
Any new developments?
- I don't want to...
1314
01:32:40,751 --> 01:32:42,126
die.
1315
01:32:50,001 --> 01:32:53,292
Are you gonna do that the whole drive?
- I'm afraid so.
1316
01:32:54,042 --> 01:32:56,292
I have to imitate the engine.
1317
01:33:02,417 --> 01:33:03,876
It has to be here somewhere.
1318
01:33:08,584 --> 01:33:11,376
Where?
- Take the next right.
1319
01:33:13,959 --> 01:33:17,001
When 50% of hemoglobin molecules
bind with carbon monoxide,
1320
01:33:17,167 --> 01:33:18,667
you lose consciousness.
1321
01:33:33,959 --> 01:33:35,251
Turn them over.
1322
01:33:35,584 --> 01:33:36,667
Get them out.
1323
01:33:39,584 --> 01:33:40,959
The next one.
1324
01:33:46,167 --> 01:33:48,126
They're only unconscious.
1325
01:33:52,876 --> 01:33:55,084
Who are you screwing?
1326
01:33:55,876 --> 01:33:57,834
Well, I can't... won't answer that.
1327
01:34:03,542 --> 01:34:06,251
I wish I could be unconscious too.
1328
01:34:15,167 --> 01:34:18,167
I'm here. Everything will be fine.
1329
01:34:22,792 --> 01:34:25,084
Is this a dream?
1330
01:34:33,251 --> 01:34:36,334
You can give me a hug too,
you know, for not being dead.
1331
01:34:36,501 --> 01:34:38,209
I don't wanna catch herpes.
1332
01:34:38,376 --> 01:34:40,792
Can you tell me what that was all about?
- No idea.
1333
01:34:40,959 --> 01:34:44,167
Dead Emo Society? I didn't realize
they wanted to kill themselves.
1334
01:34:44,501 --> 01:34:46,417
They're nuts.
- No more Netflix for you!
1335
01:34:47,167 --> 01:34:50,917
I shouldn't have stopped taking my meds.
I'm so embarrassed about this.
1336
01:34:53,626 --> 01:34:56,751
I should have given you the letter
1337
01:34:57,084 --> 01:35:00,042
much earlier.
1338
01:35:03,292 --> 01:35:04,709
Binary code.
1339
01:35:08,959 --> 01:35:10,959
Oh, Etienne!
1340
01:35:12,667 --> 01:35:14,751
Such sweet words!
1341
01:35:15,084 --> 01:35:17,542
Yeah, Advanced Elvish, or what?
1342
01:35:17,876 --> 01:35:20,209
When are your parents finally coming?
1343
01:35:22,417 --> 01:35:23,876
Just so it's clear:
1344
01:35:24,209 --> 01:35:26,042
This was not for nothing.
1345
01:35:26,209 --> 01:35:28,834
You owe me one,
you suicide bitches.
1346
01:35:29,001 --> 01:35:31,417
I wanted to hook you up,
not kick the bucket.
1347
01:35:31,584 --> 01:35:34,417
Oh god, who dressed me in this?
1348
01:35:40,209 --> 01:35:43,626
Hey Zeynep, I need my make-up
and some fresh clothes. I'm going live.
1349
01:35:44,542 --> 01:35:47,251
No, girl, not lnsta-live.
Oldschool live.
1350
01:35:53,792 --> 01:35:57,001
The group of suicidal kids
was saved by a teacher
1351
01:35:57,209 --> 01:36:01,167
who apparently had his students chipped
as a last resort against truancy.
1352
01:36:01,334 --> 01:36:04,667
How do you feel?
- A salary bonus would be nice.
1353
01:36:05,459 --> 01:36:08,417
Do you enjoy being a teacher?
- No, but I try to hide it.
1354
01:36:09,792 --> 01:36:12,334
He chipped us so he can find us
whenever we fuck up.
1355
01:36:12,501 --> 01:36:14,626
He's just the best.
- Yeah.
1356
01:36:14,792 --> 01:36:17,459
Worm treatment's next,
then she's ready for life.
1357
01:36:17,792 --> 01:36:19,917
What happened
in that camper, Amrei?
1358
01:36:20,167 --> 01:36:22,876
I can't say, I have
an exclusive interview with...
1359
01:36:23,042 --> 01:36:26,292
With the "Class Fart".
I'm the editor, I rescued her.
1360
01:36:26,626 --> 01:36:28,292
Chantal?
- Yes, that's right.
1361
01:36:31,001 --> 01:36:35,126
What a hero. Don't we all wish we had
a teacher like that. That's it from me,
1362
01:36:35,459 --> 01:36:36,626
back to the studio.
1363
01:36:39,334 --> 01:36:41,334
Eckhart?
- Gudrun, your school's in the news.
1364
01:36:41,667 --> 01:36:43,001
Oh, really?
1365
01:36:43,167 --> 01:36:45,626
I have 67,
now 68 new registrations for the GCS.
1366
01:36:45,959 --> 01:36:48,292
Parents want their kids chipped.
1367
01:36:48,459 --> 01:36:52,126
Your school ensures safety
after those suicidal kids were rescued.
1368
01:36:52,292 --> 01:36:54,542
You mean by Mr. Miller, the "problem"?
1369
01:36:54,876 --> 01:36:57,959
The man's a genius.
Since when do pupils cheer their teacher?
1370
01:36:58,126 --> 01:37:00,167
Normally they gun us down!
1371
01:37:00,334 --> 01:37:04,626
You got more registrations in four hours
than the SCG got all last year.
1372
01:37:04,792 --> 01:37:08,001
I thought comprehensive schools
were a lost cause?
1373
01:37:08,167 --> 01:37:11,209
Yes. Yes, I made a mistake.
GCS has to stay,
1374
01:37:11,376 --> 01:37:13,751
you're totally famous.
1375
01:37:14,709 --> 01:37:17,626
I'll give you the funds
for the restroom renovation,
1376
01:37:17,959 --> 01:37:21,167
and 6 square miles
of Erika's catchment area.
1377
01:37:22,126 --> 01:37:23,251
Gudrun?
1378
01:37:23,417 --> 01:37:24,959
Are you still there?
- Yes.
1379
01:37:25,292 --> 01:37:30,167
I have an inquiry from "Spiegel" magazine,
they want to distribute the "Class Fart".
1380
01:37:30,501 --> 01:37:33,667
Do you realize
how this will help your budget? Gudrun?
1381
01:37:34,209 --> 01:37:37,376
No idea.
What about the Bunsen burners?
1382
01:37:41,709 --> 01:37:45,459
Oh my god, I didn't know
that "Spiegel TV" had a magazine too.
1383
01:37:48,792 --> 01:37:50,126
Look, it's me!
1384
01:37:50,459 --> 01:37:51,834
Look at that make-up!
1385
01:37:52,542 --> 01:37:54,751
And there you are, too, Amrei!
1386
01:37:59,917 --> 01:38:04,167
I want to buy all the copies, and I want
a discount because I'm on the cover.
1387
01:38:08,667 --> 01:38:10,251
Don't mind me.
1388
01:38:12,459 --> 01:38:14,626
Good morning.
- Morning!
1389
01:38:15,626 --> 01:38:17,001
Ploppi, clean the blackboard.
1390
01:38:19,251 --> 01:38:22,792
Mr. Miller, put away the beer,
it's time for your teaching demonstration.
1391
01:38:24,376 --> 01:38:26,334
Are you prepared?
- Of course.
1392
01:38:27,376 --> 01:38:29,792
What's the topic?
- What do you think?
1393
01:38:32,834 --> 01:38:35,251
Sit down.
It would be cool if we could...
1394
01:38:35,459 --> 01:38:36,792
What was I going to do first?
1395
01:38:36,959 --> 01:38:39,709
Just tell us what to say.
- Quick!
1396
01:38:40,501 --> 01:38:43,709
Fuck,
I need to use the toilet again.
1397
01:38:44,042 --> 01:38:47,542
OMG, he's so confused! We have to
help him with his demonstration lesson.
1398
01:38:48,167 --> 01:38:49,167
Shit.
1399
01:38:50,501 --> 01:38:53,834
Here's a text, but no thingy...
- Teaching objective!
1400
01:38:54,584 --> 01:38:57,334
Here's a text and a picture.
- An interpretation!
1401
01:38:58,292 --> 01:39:02,167
Tadpoles and a machine!
- He doesn't like tadpoles!
1402
01:39:02,334 --> 01:39:04,001
OMG, only four more minutes!
1403
01:39:04,167 --> 01:39:07,459
Let's read the book. Everyone one page!
Mark whatever sounds smart.
1404
01:39:07,626 --> 01:39:10,084
No, I don't want to read it.
It's about gays.
1405
01:39:10,251 --> 01:39:12,584
"Homo Faber" is a wordplay
on homo sapiens.
1406
01:39:12,751 --> 01:39:15,042
We're all homo sapi...
- I'll punch you one!
1407
01:39:15,209 --> 01:39:18,417
Oh, come off it!
I mean, who was it who blew Burak?
1408
01:39:18,584 --> 01:39:22,334
It was a drinking bet.
- We were kids, and it was only two seconds.
1409
01:39:22,667 --> 01:39:25,584
It was a little longer, bro.
- It's normal to experiment.
1410
01:39:25,917 --> 01:39:27,917
Here's something else...
1411
01:39:28,251 --> 01:39:31,542
Mr. Gehlen, Ms. Sturz-Grube,
Ms. Bergmann and I
1412
01:39:31,876 --> 01:39:34,084
wish you good luck.
1413
01:39:43,126 --> 01:39:44,667
Here we have a picture.
1414
01:39:44,834 --> 01:39:48,417
Who can tell me what it means?
Yes?
1415
01:39:48,751 --> 01:39:52,626
I think it has to do with Homo Faber's
problem with nature.
1416
01:39:52,959 --> 01:39:56,126
Zeynep, nice!
- Can someone tell me a, you know,
1417
01:39:56,292 --> 01:39:58,626
a text passage?
- Yeah! Here...
1418
01:40:00,167 --> 01:40:02,167
Here.
- The homo changes.
1419
01:40:03,001 --> 01:40:06,501
Faber changes, yes. But why?
1420
01:40:07,126 --> 01:40:08,751
Why does he change?
1421
01:40:08,917 --> 01:40:10,667
Because...
- He falls in love.
1422
01:40:10,834 --> 01:40:12,751
Because he falls in love. With Elisabeth.
1423
01:40:14,584 --> 01:40:16,792
With Elisabeth, yes.
1424
01:40:17,126 --> 01:40:19,459
Don't we all have an Elisabeth...
1425
01:40:19,959 --> 01:40:21,626
for whom we change?
1426
01:40:29,084 --> 01:40:33,042
How do the changes in Faber's character
become evident?
1427
01:40:34,084 --> 01:40:36,917
He gets interested in other things
all of a sudden.
1428
01:40:37,084 --> 01:40:39,959
He gets... nicer.
1429
01:40:40,751 --> 01:40:44,292
Yeah, and he's no longer so...
unemotional.
1430
01:40:44,542 --> 01:40:47,334
Instead, he shows more human traits.
1431
01:40:47,834 --> 01:40:51,667
He's more likable. You want him
to be happy, to find his place in life.
1432
01:40:54,667 --> 01:40:56,542
Text passages?
1433
01:40:58,167 --> 01:40:59,917
Yeah, the foreigner.
1434
01:41:03,792 --> 01:41:05,334
All the best.
- Mr. Miller!
1435
01:41:06,001 --> 01:41:08,501
I'm proud of you.
You saved the school.
1436
01:41:08,667 --> 01:41:12,001
You brought out the best in your students,
and in yourself.
1437
01:41:12,167 --> 01:41:16,667
It pays off to believe in every
problem student, until the very end.
1438
01:41:18,376 --> 01:41:20,709
You did good, assholes.
1439
01:41:25,626 --> 01:41:28,876
You were great, Mr. Miller!
- You were a real teacher!
1440
01:41:29,042 --> 01:41:30,834
Yeah, well done!
1441
01:41:31,001 --> 01:41:33,417
Hey, Danger doesn't smell anymore!
1442
01:41:33,834 --> 01:41:35,501
Yeah, you've reached adulthood.
1443
01:41:36,167 --> 01:41:37,709
Not at all.
1444
01:41:42,417 --> 01:41:43,917
ONE YEAR LATER
1445
01:41:44,084 --> 01:41:46,334
Freedom is the word
teachers hear most often.
1446
01:41:46,501 --> 01:41:49,417
The freedom to live
a self-determined life,
1447
01:41:49,584 --> 01:41:51,334
without interference.
1448
01:41:51,501 --> 01:41:54,792
But the end of your school years
is not synonymous with
1449
01:41:54,959 --> 01:41:59,626
the beginning of freedom. Instead,
school is the foundation for freedom.
1450
01:42:00,251 --> 01:42:02,501
And now, right here and right now,
1451
01:42:02,667 --> 01:42:05,209
we have the graduating class
of two thousand...
1452
01:42:05,376 --> 01:42:07,501
Blah-blah-blah!
- This microphone...
1453
01:42:07,834 --> 01:42:10,376
Oh, my tampon slipped,
I'd better check.
1454
01:42:11,001 --> 01:42:13,042
No, it's still there.
1455
01:42:15,417 --> 01:42:18,751
Funny, why is everyone looking at me?
ls there something on my face?
1456
01:42:20,959 --> 01:42:24,167
Hello?
Does anyone here happen to be single?
1457
01:42:25,501 --> 01:42:26,751
Okay, I'll stop now
1458
01:42:26,917 --> 01:42:30,459
and finally give those buttheads
their report cards.
1459
01:42:37,417 --> 01:42:42,209
Thanks, Chantal and Daniel, we're all sad
that the time has come to part ways.
1460
01:42:43,834 --> 01:42:46,751
Mr. Miller? Please come on stage now
1461
01:42:46,917 --> 01:42:49,417
and hand out the report cards, all right?
1462
01:42:52,917 --> 01:42:54,626
A
1463
01:42:54,959 --> 01:42:55,917
Nerd.
1464
01:43:00,001 --> 01:43:01,209
A-
1465
01:43:03,542 --> 01:43:05,292
C-
1466
01:43:12,126 --> 01:43:14,209
C-
1467
01:43:19,292 --> 01:43:20,834
C-
1468
01:43:21,417 --> 01:43:23,167
Good work.
- Thank you!
1469
01:43:24,459 --> 01:43:25,626
D!
1470
01:43:33,334 --> 01:43:34,292
Hello?
1471
01:43:36,251 --> 01:43:40,001
Today we got our A-levels.
And it was not easy.
1472
01:43:40,667 --> 01:43:43,417
If you have a vision early on in life,
like me,
1473
01:43:43,751 --> 01:43:47,126
and you know you want to
be a journalist, then that's a gift.
1474
01:43:48,542 --> 01:43:52,542
Above all, we want to thank Mr. Miller
for always believing in us.
1475
01:43:54,376 --> 01:43:56,042
Hello, Mom.
1476
01:43:56,376 --> 01:43:58,376
I forgive you.
1477
01:43:59,459 --> 01:44:01,542
To all the students who come after us,
1478
01:44:01,876 --> 01:44:05,292
we hope you get him as a teacher.
Because he's the best.
1479
01:44:06,876 --> 01:44:09,626
He saw more in us than many others did.
1480
01:44:10,459 --> 01:44:14,209
And he always wanted us
to win in the end.
1481
01:44:15,292 --> 01:44:19,584
Mr. Miller, we'll always think of you
later in life, when we're unemployed.
1482
01:44:22,626 --> 01:44:24,376
Yeah, Chanti!
1483
01:44:25,084 --> 01:44:28,251
Thanks. And in case you filmed this,
link me on lnstagram.
1484
01:44:31,667 --> 01:44:35,292
How emotional you are.
Must be your first graduating class, right?
1485
01:44:43,126 --> 01:44:46,334
Are you touched? You never thought
you'd achieve this, did you?
1486
01:44:47,792 --> 01:44:49,584
Nope.
1487
01:45:51,959 --> 01:45:55,126
Guess who got an internship
at a regional paper?
1488
01:45:56,501 --> 01:45:57,792
Me.
1489
01:46:07,167 --> 01:46:10,876
My article about a sodomist rabbit breeder
1490
01:46:11,209 --> 01:46:13,001
won the newcomer award...
1491
01:46:16,167 --> 01:46:19,542
and got me a traineeship
with a kick-ass magazine.
1492
01:46:24,126 --> 01:46:26,959
Zeynep is an intern
at an environmental organization
1493
01:46:27,126 --> 01:46:30,126
and gets to use her singing talent
with the seals.
1494
01:46:43,959 --> 01:46:47,084
Danger took the entrance exam
at an art school.
1495
01:46:47,417 --> 01:46:51,084
Can someone hit me?
I have to get angry.
1496
01:46:51,417 --> 01:46:53,084
Like Hulk.
1497
01:46:57,501 --> 01:46:58,542
Nope.
1498
01:46:58,709 --> 01:47:01,792
Laura decided to do
a social year in Africa,
1499
01:47:01,959 --> 01:47:04,667
and fell in love
with a student from Hanover.
1500
01:47:08,042 --> 01:47:09,417
Normally I can do better.
1501
01:47:09,751 --> 01:47:12,417
Mr. Becker, you can go now.
1502
01:47:12,751 --> 01:47:16,292
She was fair enough
to inform Danger via text message.
1503
01:47:16,626 --> 01:47:18,376
I THINK IT'S BETTER
IF WE SPLIT UP.
1504
01:47:20,209 --> 01:47:22,292
That bitch!
1505
01:47:27,751 --> 01:47:29,959
I told her a thousand times
1506
01:47:30,292 --> 01:47:32,126
not to go to Africa!
1507
01:47:32,459 --> 01:47:34,792
What am I supposed to do now?
1508
01:47:35,126 --> 01:47:38,251
It's so hard
to find a good girlfriend,
1509
01:47:38,417 --> 01:47:40,792
who accepts you the way you are!
1510
01:47:50,251 --> 01:47:53,001
I hate her!
1511
01:47:53,334 --> 01:47:56,334
I hate you, Laura Schnabelstedt!
1512
01:48:00,376 --> 01:48:02,417
I loved you!
1513
01:48:48,626 --> 01:48:49,751
Done.
1514
01:48:55,542 --> 01:48:56,709
What happened, Y')?
1515
01:48:57,876 --> 01:48:59,251
I'm in, bro!
1516
01:49:01,792 --> 01:49:04,042
Burak is in training with the police,
1517
01:49:04,209 --> 01:49:07,584
and secretly made a copy
of the key to the evidence room.
1518
01:49:10,876 --> 01:49:14,126
Hey, you! Identity check!
Take off your clothes, please!
1519
01:49:14,459 --> 01:49:17,751
We're checking for skid marks!
1520
01:49:23,751 --> 01:49:25,376
No cell phones in class.
1521
01:49:25,542 --> 01:49:27,334
Mr. Miller got a new class.
1522
01:49:31,376 --> 01:49:32,834
Something's on your face.
1523
01:49:33,167 --> 01:49:36,876
But the Asshole Group will always have
a special place in his heart.
1524
01:49:56,334 --> 01:49:58,542
Eckhart!
One isn't working.
1525
01:53:07,584 --> 01:53:10,417
I'm on your side,
which saved your school head...
1526
01:53:10,584 --> 01:53:12,084
I mean head.
1527
01:53:12,542 --> 01:53:15,667
I need to report something positive.
1528
01:53:17,001 --> 01:53:18,709
What happens to me...
1529
01:53:19,792 --> 01:53:22,501
if we close?
1530
01:53:23,417 --> 01:53:24,959
Uh...
1531
01:53:26,167 --> 01:53:28,251
We, uh... this is...
1532
01:53:28,709 --> 01:53:31,167
I'm not stuck, I was acting.
1533
01:53:33,167 --> 01:53:35,251
Don't get political!
- Come on!
1534
01:53:35,417 --> 01:53:36,959
Uh... Gudrun!
1535
01:53:37,167 --> 01:53:39,751
You know... Go on!
1536
01:53:41,751 --> 01:53:43,959
Oh, he has red... the red...
1537
01:53:44,251 --> 01:53:45,959
Shit!
1538
01:53:47,667 --> 01:53:51,709
Pass the coffee over... Martina.
- Meike. We were on a class trip together.
1539
01:53:53,501 --> 01:53:56,334
That's right.
1540
01:53:58,001 --> 01:53:59,251
Pass the coffee.
1541
01:54:02,709 --> 01:54:04,251
Hey! Pass the coffee,
1542
01:54:04,542 --> 01:54:08,667
Martina.
- Meike. We were on a class trip together.
1543
01:54:09,376 --> 01:54:12,834
Experts in suicide, or what...
- Yup.
1544
01:54:13,167 --> 01:54:16,292
Experts developed highly
complex algorithms for this...
1545
01:54:17,001 --> 01:54:19,001
I don't know.
1546
01:54:19,334 --> 01:54:21,792
You call this motivational?
Can you reprogram...
1547
01:54:21,959 --> 01:54:24,376
The look on your face.
- I'm sorry!
1548
01:54:24,709 --> 01:54:27,626
You call this motivational?
Can you reprogram it?
1549
01:54:27,792 --> 01:54:30,584
Experts developed highly
complex algorithms for this...
1550
01:54:30,751 --> 01:54:32,334
Exper"
1551
01:54:32,501 --> 01:54:34,251
It's really tricky.
1552
01:54:34,584 --> 01:54:38,584
Experts developed highly
complex algorithms for it...
1553
01:54:39,417 --> 01:54:40,751
Shit.
1554
01:54:42,042 --> 01:54:45,459
Experts developed highly
complex algorithms for this...
1555
01:54:45,792 --> 01:54:48,959
You call this motivational?
Can you reprogram it?
1556
01:54:49,126 --> 01:54:53,001
Experts developed, uh, highly
complex algorithms for this...
1557
01:54:56,709 --> 01:54:59,626
Sorry.
- I had to laugh too. Crazy.
1558
01:55:00,667 --> 01:55:01,959
I had to laugh, too.
1559
01:55:02,292 --> 01:55:05,542
What was different?
- They're fucking.
1560
01:55:07,834 --> 01:55:10,251
Not only in my thoughts.
1561
01:55:13,959 --> 01:55:15,626
Around 11.
- Oh.
1562
01:55:15,917 --> 01:55:18,959
Oh. When the big hand
points to "around" or what?
1563
01:55:19,626 --> 01:55:21,001
Yeah...
- What?
1564
01:55:21,167 --> 01:55:22,417
Could you ask again?
- Of course.
1565
01:55:22,584 --> 01:55:23,834
Thanks.
- Sure.
1566
01:55:26,959 --> 01:55:29,834
Why was there a needle in there?
- Ouch.
1567
01:55:32,584 --> 01:55:34,542
No, I can't!
Too much saliva!
1568
01:55:40,959 --> 01:55:43,334
No, I can't!
Too much saliva!
1569
01:55:49,959 --> 01:55:51,251
Oh, stop.
1570
01:55:56,709 --> 01:55:57,917
Strange.
1571
01:56:04,917 --> 01:56:05,959
And, action!
1572
01:56:14,459 --> 01:56:16,876
You throw it to her.
- Throw it, don't shoot it.
1573
01:56:17,084 --> 01:56:19,001
Just throw it.
1574
01:56:22,751 --> 01:56:25,251
Ready'?
- Look at Gizem.
1575
01:56:25,751 --> 01:56:27,167
And, action!
1576
01:56:27,501 --> 01:56:28,542
Action!
1577
01:56:31,542 --> 01:56:34,501
Stay in! Stay in there!
1578
01:56:41,459 --> 01:56:42,751
OK, fuck, I...
1579
01:56:43,084 --> 01:56:44,209
Action!
1580
01:56:46,126 --> 01:56:47,292
Can't keep it in?
1581
01:56:47,626 --> 01:56:49,209
It stinks.
1582
01:56:49,917 --> 01:56:52,001
Sorry about that.
1583
01:56:54,459 --> 01:56:56,167
We're on.
1584
01:56:59,042 --> 01:57:00,626
From the top!
1585
01:57:06,042 --> 01:57:07,709
Just drink it!
1586
01:57:07,959 --> 01:57:10,209
Stop, stop!
- You spit on me.
1587
01:57:10,376 --> 01:57:12,292
Why are you shouting?
1588
01:57:13,001 --> 01:57:14,417
And, action!
1589
01:57:19,751 --> 01:57:21,917
Stop! Wait, stop drinking!
1590
01:57:22,084 --> 01:57:23,667
One more time.
- And...
1591
01:57:26,251 --> 01:57:27,917
Okay, now!
- Action!
1592
01:57:32,292 --> 01:57:35,292
But I'll pay for anyone's tattoo
who has a penis, too.
1593
01:57:35,792 --> 01:57:38,084
No! No, no.
1594
01:57:38,792 --> 01:57:40,751
It looks like a baby made mine.
1595
01:57:49,209 --> 01:57:51,292
It looks like a baby made mine.
1596
01:57:54,959 --> 01:57:56,209
Again.
1597
01:57:56,542 --> 01:57:58,459
Burak Altaschar...
1598
01:57:59,001 --> 01:58:00,667
--- CI !
1599
01:58:01,417 --> 01:58:03,126
He couldn't make it.
1600
01:58:12,626 --> 01:58:14,834
Bullshit.
1601
01:58:15,917 --> 01:58:18,126
Oh, man!
1602
01:58:27,834 --> 01:58:30,792
Okay, who do we have here? Wait...
1603
01:58:31,126 --> 01:58:32,417
And, action!
1604
01:58:38,334 --> 01:58:39,959
zeynep...
1605
01:58:51,084 --> 01:58:53,334
You're arrested because of sexy!
1606
01:58:53,501 --> 01:58:55,376
My number is 110.
1607
01:58:57,417 --> 01:58:58,834
Aram!
1608
01:59:02,959 --> 01:59:05,126
Are they broken off?
1609
01:59:07,126 --> 01:59:08,251
No.
1610
01:59:08,542 --> 01:59:10,751
No.
- You can bend them back.
1611
01:59:11,084 --> 01:59:14,417
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